Hot or Not Redux!

[lightspeed-attk.livejournal.com]

So, check it out. Since the only other guys here in Matt's headspace are a Pokemon, a Starfleet Captain, and a dead guy, I'm hosting this new Hot or Not.

Remember, everyone, rate 'em from 1 ta 10. 1 being, of course, as ugly as Eggman himself, and 10 being as good-looking as a certain Royal Princess of the Kingdom of Acorn.

Have fun, guys!

Comments

[gangstageek.livejournal.com]

2010. Easy. Very, very easy 10.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Really? I have to say you're a perfect 10 in both then.

[smegging-hell.livejournal.com]

Not quite as hot as Kochanski. 7.5. 8 with the uniform.

[smegging-hell.livejournal.com]

*isn't even going there*

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

*GUILT TRIP TIME, HOOO*

Dani, I'm sorry you had to see that.

[lastofkuith.livejournal.com]

It is not a juice I am familiar with.

....right. Then thou should not be rating too many women, or thou will make her jealous or doubtful.

[dreamstolights.livejournal.com]

....I'm twenty-four, thank you. I even work in a bar.

[smegging-hell.livejournal.com]

You're cute, but not as cute as Kochanski. 6.

[smegging-hell.livejournal.com]

Nearly as hot as Kochanski. 9

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

Huh, didn't know sex could be used to describe someone.

[smegging-hell.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that you're just as cute as Kochanski was when she was young.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

*headwall* *it leaves a dent*

You make wingmanning it SO hard.

[smegging-hell.livejournal.com]

Nearly as hot as Kochanski, 8. The Empressy thing is a bit off-putting though.

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

*She's good at those when she wants to be.*

You better have a good after life place and not just darkness or I won't forgive you!

[smegging-hell.livejournal.com]

Just... not quite Kochanski standard. 9.5.

[smegging-hell.livejournal.com]

*thinking of cold water. Very cold water*

Not quite as hot as Kochanski. 8.5

[mrsarcastic003]

Think of it as a challenge.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Coluans don't-

..Yes. Yes it is.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Until you grow a hormone or two, yes, it will be a challenge getting you laid.

The whole problem of getting someone laid is they have to actually want to get laid. You make things difficult on that end. My wingman powers are just...wasted, because of it.

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

At least make sure it doesn't explode in a way we don't want it to. If she wants to give me explosives or something, I'm not gonna complain too loud.

...C'mere, dude. Hug time.

[smegging-hell.livejournal.com]

It's not my fault there are so many attractive ladies that need told how pretty they are.

[smegging-hell.livejournal.com]

Wanna date?

[mrsarcastic003]

You do realize that I have, in fact, attained puberty, right? Just because I can actually exhibit self control doesn't mean I don't have hormones.

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

*Very good idea not telling her that.*

Good! Because you don't deserve a black void! You were a hero and a good friend and deserve to be happy!

[smegging-hell.livejournal.com]

Would you kill me if I rated you anything less than a 10?