Hot or Not Redux!

[lightspeed-attk.livejournal.com]

So, check it out. Since the only other guys here in Matt's headspace are a Pokemon, a Starfleet Captain, and a dead guy, I'm hosting this new Hot or Not.

Remember, everyone, rate 'em from 1 ta 10. 1 being, of course, as ugly as Eggman himself, and 10 being as good-looking as a certain Royal Princess of the Kingdom of Acorn.

Have fun, guys!

Comments

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

I know. But...

...how's he taking it?

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

It's a pretty good rule for almost everything. We're kind of weird about sex.

It's not your fault. It's the pirates' fault. And Luthor's fault, because he's an evil scum-sucker.

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

*the blur thinks she's a ten, but it's one of those shy blurs. That also kind of thinks you might stab him or something.*

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

...really?

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

*sticks out tongue*

[letmelive]

I think we're about even, then.

You're still a 9, by the way.

[letmelive]

You wouldn't happen to have an extra copy of that, would you? Because I have trouble understanding him sometimes.

[got-a-bad-habit.livejournal.com]

*the blur maybe oughta take a chance someday, might be worth it.*

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

*He might! But he probably needs to hit puberty a little more first.*

[got-a-bad-habit.livejournal.com]

*At his speed, that could happen fast enough.*

[got-a-bad-habit.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't bother lying, takes too much time and energy. If I say it, you can count on it.

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

*It's true. He'll probably plow through puberty.*

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

*beams* Cool! Thanks! Ithinkyou'rereallyhottoo.

[got-a-bad-habit.livejournal.com]

I don't beleive so.

[got-a-bad-habit.livejournal.com]

*he should stop and take the time to enjoy it though*

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

*Enjoy puberty? Really?*

[hatngartersnake.livejournal.com]

...Not well. He's going to miss you a great deal. It's going to be rough for him, but he'll survive. We've lost people before, and it always hurts, but we can help each other through it.

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

Definitely a 9 then.

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

It's a mental dictionary, unfortunately. One of those things you pick up from having been one yourself. You can always give me a shout if you need translation help.

[got-a-bad-habit.livejournal.com]

*some of it can be*

[got-a-bad-habit.livejournal.com]

Anytime speedboy. Rose will always give it to ya straight. Helps that I have a thing for the unusal hair colors.

[potentialmonkey.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[got-a-bad-habit.livejournal.com]

Meaning I am less attractive if you know me?

[huntership.livejournal.com]

8

[morphitudinous]

This is a pointless exercise. The criteria for each number rating differs from person to person, and a measure of physical attractiveness is nearly entirely subjective. Aside from that, it says nothing of meaning about the value of the person being rated.

That said...thank you for your actions during the crisis, Mei Ling. I'm sure we'll work well together in the future.