Hot or Not Redux!

[lightspeed-attk.livejournal.com]

So, check it out. Since the only other guys here in Matt's headspace are a Pokemon, a Starfleet Captain, and a dead guy, I'm hosting this new Hot or Not.

Remember, everyone, rate 'em from 1 ta 10. 1 being, of course, as ugly as Eggman himself, and 10 being as good-looking as a certain Royal Princess of the Kingdom of Acorn.

Have fun, guys!

Comments

[venominsilicon.livejournal.com]

Sure thing. Be forewarned, though, I don't actually smoke or drink. (More for you, right?)

[7-moons.livejournal.com]

FOOD!

[morphitudinous]

I don't rate, because Aang will kill me assigning people arbitrary values based on a subjective measure of physical attraction has no merit when action is needed.

I'm aware we don't know each other well, but based on our previous interactions I believe you've proven yourself to be trustworthy and a valuable teammate. Youth has nothing to do with that.

[zu-sein.livejournal.com]

Do I have to? I mean, you rarely have me interact sociably at all lately...

*sigh* Alright, I guess I don't have much choice either way.

[morphitudinous]

You're one of the most courageous people I've ever known. If saving us all doesn't merit high marks, I'm unaware of what does.

There's no way to say this that doesn't cast me in a cold light, but I deeply regret my inability to return the favor.

[potentialmonkey.livejournal.com]

ME NOT FOOD!

[cowsquirtdrinkr.livejournal.com]

10, but for awesome pulp-comics-ishness rather than any attraction.

[daemonomicon.livejournal.com]

*looms massively, obviously displeased to be here*

Lecherous, lust-filled heathens, the lot of you.

[morphitudinous]

I should warn all of you that since I'm being coerced into giving them, my assessments are based on individual merit, a far more useful variable to rate than physical appeal. As numbers are not a universal standard, I refrain from using them.

If I did, I would assign myself a score of 0.

[bonnypiperlad]

*taps an invisible watch, gives Dani an apologetic smile and continues fleeing*

[maninthemachine.livejournal.com]

*starts posing like he's in the Mister Universe competition*

No need to be shy, ladies!

[7-moons.livejournal.com]

...so you're talking food. *shrugs* I'm not picky.

[lightspeed-attk.livejournal.com]

What is your problem?! Do you like walkin' up to people who look different than you and spouting, "you know what? You'd make an awesome slave!"?!

Seriously, you're creepin' me out!

[lightspeed-attk.livejournal.com]

Cutest hedgehog you'll ever meet.

Yeah, cross species isn't really my thing, but I can recognize a good lookin' girl. I'll give ya a solid 7.

[lightspeed-attk.livejournal.com]

How could it not be with a 'hog like me sportin' it?

[lightspeed-attk.livejournal.com]

It's cool. It's not your fault.

[lightspeed-attk.livejournal.com]

Wow. And I thought "abs of steel" was a metaphor.

[maninthemachine.livejournal.com]

Steel? Please. Only amateurs use steel. This is combat-grade reinforced titanium alloy plating with full chrome detailing!

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

Less that, more "do I need to boost her score if she remembers my on-going commentary from the time she was holding me hostage".

[demonicgene.livejournal.com]

Hmph.

2

[demonicgene.livejournal.com]

2

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

I don't know who Kochanski is, but thank you!

[bsaa-ace.livejournal.com]

Hmm... 6.

[bsaa-ace.livejournal.com]

25 on the cute scale, kiddo.

[bsaa-ace.livejournal.com]

...I like the icon.

300.

Not even kidding.