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THE DATING SIM MEME

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♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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>The mind control is totally contagious. So if you feel the urge to kiss me, don't fight it, I don't want you to hurt yourself.

[Was Superman looking... upset by that?]

I feel fine now. But whoever or whatever was affecting me may still be around, so we should be careful. ...and possibly not fight it since so far it hasn't proven dangerous as such. Not to mention I could learn more. About what was causing it. Via observation. Yes.

>[Ask where the hell your parents are.]

We're on a spaceship called Stacy. Are you alone?

I can't find my father, or anyone else! I'm all alone! I...I'm scared!

[He looks like he might cry, in a minute]

>[Offer to help find the parents.]
>[Comfort him with a hug.]
>[Tell him not to cry, be a big boy.]
>[Ask his name.]

>[Comfort him with a hug.]

[Wittle bird children are her weakness, hug time is now] It's alright.

[He hugs back, clinging like a lonely limpet]

Snff! How do you know?

>[Lie.]
>[Tell the truth!]
>[Holy Shit, distract him!]
>[Answer a question with a question.]

>[Butterfly related joke.]

So--bored, huh?

>[Tell the truth!]

I don't, but I'll do my best to make sure it will be.

[Have a doubtful bird-gaze. Komali judges you, strange yellow-hair lady. Eventually he decides you're alright.]

My name's Komali. What are you?

<[A friend.]
<[Your worst nightmare!]
<[It's not important.]
<[Well, what are you?]

>[A friend.]

My name is Samus.

Borg said he could smell another of his kind around her. Have you seen anything else with tentacles? I mean besides Stacy?

>[Scream]
>[No]
>[Yes, I just ran away from it]
>[That is a weird question. You're weird.]

"Same old, same old. Checking out some of the honeys on this ship. That is, if the dikey head honcho in this piece aint snatched them all up yet, if you know what I mean."

>[Oh yeah, Stacy. What a bitch.]
>[Suggest some tentamonsterXtentamonster. This gelationous windmill of dicks is gonna be the best non euclidean splatterjoust ever!]
>[Brag about your conquests]
>[Bemoan your lack of action]

> [Make sure he's okay, THEN try not to laugh.]

Oh ghafla, you broke him. You fret and try to remember what Duncan used to do to restart the no-ship. Finally he comes back online and you smile sheepishly.

Just kind of embarrassing, huh? Well, if it happens again, you don't need to run away, I'm not going to be mad at you for something you have no control over. I'll tell you if I start feeling anything.

>[Time to investigate!]
>[We should investigate this small, cramped space with a lockable door. Yes.]
>[We should stay here, in case the mind-control happens again in just this one place or something.]
>[Mind-control returns! Let's make out again!]

...did you just...?

[He looks more confused and maybe a touch weirded out than anything else.]

Why?

> [Wow, someone's lacking in experience. Maybe I should fix that...]
> [Don't blow a circuit, robot. It was only to illustrate a point.]
> [Yes, and now I'm regretting it. Like tonguing a battery.]
> [Sorry, maybe I should have warned you first?]

>We should stay here, in case the mind-control happens again in just this one place or something.

Maybe we should stay here and try to... isolate the source.

....so. It really didn't bother you? What the mind control made me do?

[Fidget]

The mind control bothers me most. It might just be making you make a fool of yourself now, but who knows what might happen next? I don't want to wind up fighting you because whatever it is thinks it would be funny.

>[Keep pressing the line of questioning]
>[Admit that there was no mind control]
>[Do some fake analyzing of the area]
>[Grope]

>Admit that there was no mind control

Superman, I... [Clearly uncomfortable]

I lied. About the mind control. I'm sorry and I... I guess I'll go now.

[Turns to try and leave before Superman gets around to the freaking out stage]

> [Don't blow a circuit, robot. It was only to illustrate a point.]

You reply with LOGIC. That should get through to him. "Don't blow a circuit. You have no experience of this kind of thing and verbal descriptions wouldn't have gotten us anywhere. I didn't think you'd...faint?"

Yeah! This stinking ship's still too tiny! I want to run somewhere I've never been!

>[Suggest Bart draw a map.]
>[Make sympathetic noises.]
>[Offer to play a board game with him.]
>[Point him towards the nearest library.]

[Looks up. Snags Brainy, because superspeed is awesome that way.]

I accept your apology for lying about the mind control.

>[Er. And the kiss?]
>[Panic time is now!]
>[Maybe if I hold very still, he'll forget he's holding me...]
>[Cry]

~~>Cry~~
>Maybe if I hold very still, he'll forget he's holding me...

[Damn robots and their inability to cry or blush. :| ]

You're... not mad? About what I did?

[Holding verrrrry still. ~~Superman's chest is so manly~~ Still trying to figure if he should make a run for it or not.]

It is, yes. And you play a... [Studying the chanter.] Flute?

>[No, it's a chanter, it *insert tl;dr about the finer arts of bagpipes*]
>[...Sure, why not]
>[Chanter, actually. Want a duet?]
>[Insert innuendo about playing with instruments]

((OOC: Ugh, SO sorry about the lateness! This is going to continue until the end of the month, too, but after that, I'm on holidays for three months 8D))

> No, it's a chanter, it *insert tl;dr about the finer arts of bagpipes*

Aye, well, it does look like a recorder, but it's a chanter - it's the part where ye play the melody on the bagpipes. Ye can detach it, so ye can practice. It's much more portable than the full pipes, aye? Also, I think the crew may prefer to not hear the pipes at full volume all the time...

(OOC: Hooray for holidays! But until then, no worries about late tags. :) )

Edited 2009-11-22 10:02 (UTC)

Oh. I hadn't really considered that factor.

[Now he's managing to look a little sheepish.]

To be honest, I wasn't exactly expecting that reaction either. I hope I didn't worry you.

> [You kidding? I thought I'd finally be able to escape!]
> [For a moment, but I'm glad you're alright now.]
> [I wasn't worried. I knew you'd be okay.]
> [PORN OR GTFO.]

I'm more mad that you think you need to run away from me when you tell me things like that. You're my friend, Brainy!

>[Is this a "let's be friends" speech? Sproooooooock...]
>[Try to wiggle out of the Supergrip]
>[Be cute at, just in case]
>[Make with the explanations]

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