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THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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AAAGH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[She bends a boulder from a conveniently located stone something over there]

>[Please don't squish me.]
>[Apologize.]
>[Continue poking and suffer whatever ill fate the boulder bestows upon you]
>[Crack joke about big balls.]

>[Don't worry about it, you can tell me.]

You know I'd never think you're a jackass. It's fine, I'm here for you, remember?

_{[She shrugs.]}

Not really. Just bored.

_[Again.]

>[Suggest a favorite activity of yours for fun and entertainment.]
>[Ask about her mad knife skills.]
>[Propose a fun activity, if you know what I mean.]
>[She's a lost cause. Give up.]

That sounds...um...interesting. Yeah.

>[Good, he might leave now! Keep it up.]
>[Kick him in the face. Maybe that will make him leave.]
>[Get back to important business.]
>[Jump his bones because all the ladies love Sokka.]

Rose, Rose Wilson. It is definately a pleasure meeting you. *the grin wasn't exactly friendly, more flirty*

>[Comment of the pretty name]
>[launch into a historical discussion on roses]
>[strike up random conversation]
>[drag her off to bed]

[Congrats, Jill, you got a very friendly hug in return] I'm good, now that I've found you.

[Make out with him]
[Did you just grope me?]
[My eyes are up here]
[How about I call Chris and the two of you can make me a Jill Sandwich?]

>[Inquire why.]

Oh? May I ask why?

...yes. Yes it does. So, wanna join?

>[Yes]
>[No]
>[I'll think about it]
>[Join?!? It's my team now! *Rebouldered!*]

>[Please don't squish me!]

Ah! Um! It was just a joke!

_{Please don't squash me like a bug?}

Hey Bart, what's up?

> [Yes]

Yeah, I will. I enjoy kicking butt.

Point taken. I'll just...go over there now...

>[You do that. Idiot.]
>[Fine, run away, you coward!]
>[Knife the f$%ker]
>[I'm through playing games! Throw yourself at him]

[Suggest a favorite activity of yours for fun and entertainment.]

I recommend video games or books. Media library is chock full o' classics. Or, there's always the pool.

>[launch into a historical discussion on roses]

The rose has always been valued for its beauty. The ancient Greeks identified the rose with their goddesses of love.

[discuss recent events]

So....talked to Static lately? I think he likes you.
>[Blush and change the subject.]
>[Look on the floor in shame.]
>[Snappy comeback]
>[Static who?]

Oh, well I think the Great Scravis did something pretty amazing. Do you find living with humans difficult?

>[no]
>[yes]
>[YES]
>[Oh GOD YES]

[The boulder rests gently on the ground, and Toph leans against it.]

I know. I just wanted to see you wet your pants like a little girl.

>[Blush furiously, because you just about did.]
>[Loudly proclaim that you're not a little girl!]
>[Offer up a prayer to the Gods that Toph spared your life.]
>[Crack joke about big balls.]

[Still awkward. That's pretty normal though.]

I don't know. This is pretty much grade A asshole...

[Hesitates and looks away.] You know how our universes are gone?

[Thanks for reminding me, dick.]
[Yeah...?]
[Not that that matters much to you, Mr. Dead Parents.]
[I will still not date you in this or any other universe.]

>[You do that. Idiot.]

Fine by me. At least I won't have to listen to you.

>[Get back to important business.]

I have to go now.

Butbutbut it's so cool!

>[Yeah, it is pretty cool.]
>[No.]
>[Oh, well, fine then.]
>[No, but here, check out my whip!]

>[Yeah...?]

...Yeah?

>[Ask about practice]

Don't I know about time management. What exactly are you practicing?

_{[Mai blinks.]}

What are video games?

>[Explain video games.]
>[Laugh at her lack of knowledge.]
>[Offer to show her in private.]
>[Despair!]

[Hey Luis. So, offhandedly, what's being dead like?]

I'm gonna run myself into an early grave if business keeps up like this. Say, what was it like being dead, so I know what to look forward to?

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