Everything Wyn wants should be immediately confiscated for the safety of the crew. She'll probably end up with, like, another hideous plaid shirt of her very own and a super-advanced toolkit. And some more eyeliner.

Hunter gets real-paper copies of his medical textbooks, and also some chocolate (which will be devoured in, like, two seconds flat).

Marcus gets... coal? idek. I have a feeling that Christmas was never a huge part of his life pre-meatship. Coal, a decent shotgun, or someone putting armor over his GIANT EASILY-CONCEALABLE WEAKSPOT. Any/all of the above works.