There was what appears to be a very pretty boy with a large variety of small glasses in front of him. Because Ax had located the "sample" option, and thus was trying one of everything.

It was something of a wonder that he was still conscious.

"Thisss does not taste, tuh-tastuh like cake! Cakuh. Cake. I call false advvver... Vvvvver! VVVVVVVERRRRR...!"

He waved his most recent glass around, happily distracted by his tongue and teeth and lips.