1. Find cigarettes and booze. Seriously, how are people expecting me to live like this?
2. Keep not-working.
3. Keep avoiding Samus.
4. Never let Tex back into my armor again.
5. Revise zombie plan re: no Alaska.
6. Find good food.
7. Find out if my sister's alive.
8. If my sister's alive, keep her out of trouble.
9. Find new friends/people to complain about stuff with that will agree with me.
10. Keep being awesome.