speedforbrains - Bart is fast. He thinks fast. His thoughts tend to be fast. He tends to go fast rather than think. He's not stupid, he's not slow, he just thinks so fast he forgets what he thought about a few seconds ago because he's moved on to more interesting things. And then he freezes out and gets confused, so it's easier not to think at all.

better_robin - He's the best Robin. Especially better than Drake. And Todd. And Brown. Grayson wasn't that bad, he supposes. Mostly, though, he's just better than Drake. That's why he replaced him, after all.

greenestlantern - Guy likes Hal and Kyle and all the other lanterns. They've had their differences, but at the end of the day, he can depend on them and drink with them. That being said, he's stubborn and competitive as hell, and even if he's not the greatest Green Lantern ever (in anyone's opinion but his own), he'll sure as hell burn brightly.

BONUS BECAUSE I'M WORKING ON HIS APP RIGHT NOW:

brilliantbug - He's a bug. A Blue one. And he's brilliant. ...that's all there is to it.

This is fun!