All right you pansies, I've never is a drinking game.

One person says "I've never..." and lists off something they have never done.

The next person will take a shot if they've done it (in this case we want anyone who replies to an "I've never..." comment to be someone who IS taking a shot) and then give the next "I've never..."

And, yes, the kiddies can play, they just get a shot of grape juice...for all you over-protective freakazoids on this boat.


And since I'm just a fun guy, I get to start...


I've never kissed a man.


(ooc: This is an IC game. Reply with your character! And let's have some fun!!)

Ok, you passive-aggressive cry-babies. I know everyone here has somethin' they'd love to say to someone but can't 'cause they're weenies.

So this is a game where ya get to do it. Write a "Dear You..." letter to the person above you and get it off your chest. I don't give a @*&# how nasty it is. Hell, I'll even let ya write a damn love letter if that's what ya want.

The point is, tell the person above you what ya think of 'em. And since I'm the brilliant one that came up with the only thing that's gonna keep us from goin' nutso on this god-forsaken place, I get to go first.


Dear Tinkerbell,

Thanks a lot, Wonder-tits. Thanks to you messin' with my gun, I nearly got my @*# killed by some religious nutcase.

Hope you die in a fire,

Sawyer

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.