You can all blame this dumb idea on this thread. Okay, T9, this is the Buddy Cop meme, aka the They Fight Crime meme! Clearly, we have a lot of interesting and odd people on the ship, so what if they all got paired off for an odd-couple Buddy Cop show? What kind of pairs would form? How would they work together?

In case you're not familiar with these two tropes (and also because I want your lives ruined like mine was), here's the TvTropes pages! Buddy Cop Show, The Fight Crime