Inspired by a little thing a friend had many years ago, and amid patiently awaiting tagging (because I am a taghappy little thing who frickin' goes squee every time), I offer the Signs list.

It's short for now but perhaps those of you who have been here longer might add to this crazy thing, hm?

So! HAVE you been on the meatship too long?!


Signs You Have Been on the Meatship Too Long
1. You get all excited about tagging with people you've never met.

2. You call places of wellness (clinics, etc.) the "Medbay".

3. You call the disgusting food at the cafeteria "the daily serving of sludge".

4. If you get into trouble, you ask how many "Violations" you have.

5. After a really bad day, you wander around wondering where the Sensoriums are.

6. If someone you know has a baby, you refer to it as being "podpopped".