The I'd Hit It Meme

[almostluver.livejournal.com]

The I'D HIT IT Meme
{borrowed/inspired by: nottome}


Let's face it. There are some pretty hot people out there. Ever pointed somebody out to your friends and say, I'd hit it?

Well now you have the chance to say it to their faces!
The rules of the game are simple:

1. Comment as your character. (One comment per character.)

2. Comment to others!!! Don't be shy!!!

3. Got a friend who's too shy? Post their character's name for them! They may or may not thank you for it.

4. IT'S FOR FUN, YOU GUYS. FUN!

Comments

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Uh! I was just... passing by.

...this is a strange game. I don't really see the point.

[ihatefleshyones.livejournal.com]

But you would like to.

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what culture approves of going up to people at random and telling them you'd have sex with them.

...though there's probably a few.

[ihatefleshyones.livejournal.com]

The mustache is perfectly real. Just grown on the body of someone else.

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

...Can you even?

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

Huh. Guess I wouldn't toss you out.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

... I didn't think it was possible for you to get creepier after you referred to everyone here as 'fleshy things'. Apparently I was wrong.

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

[ladyofthesands.livejournal.com]

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

1: More alcohol
2: A telepathic mind wipe

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Right.

Just... I dunno, think of it as a theoretical exercise. A fun theoretical exercise.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Humanity, apparently.

And don't forget using something that sounds violent as a indication of attraction.

[ihatefleshyones.livejournal.com]

You mean "sexier". You bloated meatsacks often confuse the two.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

...what does that mean?

I just don't see the point in engaging in a theoretical exercise that will amount to nothing practical at any point in time.

[psi-flames.livejournal.com]

Why don't I have a facepalm icon? Yes, I can even. Surprisingly enough.

[feelnothinatall.livejournal.com]

A little young for my tastes. Even if the conversation would be more stimulating than normal.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

No. No, I do not mean 'sexier'. Also, 'bloated meatsack'? Really?

[telekinetic_badass]

And to the surprise of no one, you don't try to push me away.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Nothing, nothing.

Hence why I said fun theoretical exercise. ... and if you don't see the point, then why were you 'just passing by'?

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

We're usually more subtle about it, though. Or I am, at least. Some of the pick-up lines I've heard are a bit more direct.

That's actually not that unusual. The English word for sprock origins with a word that can mean "to strike." Don't ask me.

[carbon-copy-man.livejournal.com]

...Okay. Do I want to know who got to find that out? The foreplay must have sucked.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

I have to actually resort to pushing? My God, you'd think I'd dropped enough hints by now...

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. [Frowing at you now, Wyn]

Because I don't have much else to do with my time.

[psi-flames.livejournal.com]

You do remember that the whole thing with Sugar Kane came down because of a pregnancy scare, right? You don't need a mouth for good foreplay. If you never learned that, there's probably a reason you're single...