Okay-- wait, first, what is this whole guys-as-monolith thing? We're not a hivemind, and anyone who tries to tell you that there's some kind of checklist for attractiveness that all guys share is probably trying to sell you something. Second, yes, you're very pretty, but no one can possibly be this cheerful all the time-- and I don't think this is helping me so I'll just be quiet now. [Interestingly, his accent becomes more pronounced as he keeps talking.]
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Okay-- wait, first, what is this whole guys-as-monolith thing? We're not a hivemind, and anyone who tries to tell you that there's some kind of checklist for attractiveness that all guys share is probably trying to sell you something. Second, yes, you're very pretty, but no one can possibly be this cheerful all the time-- and I don't think this is helping me so I'll just be quiet now. [Interestingly, his accent becomes more pronounced as he keeps talking.]