Caden! Best-friend-from-the-future, chief minion, barista... before you ask, no, I will not let that go. Ever.

Honestly, I can't remember why we're friends. I think it had something to do with you being being emo by yourself in a corner during my first week at uni. I'm glad we're friends, though; you're not afraid to tell me when I'm doing something unusually stupid, and you're fun to snark with. (And to snark at, if we're being perfectly honest.) Anyway, I'm glad you're here. Really.