Tell Me Why...

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

Since everything in the world begs questions, and we would all love to have answers to the "Why"s...and we can't always have those answers. However, on the meatship crack-comm, we can. I thought that this meme would be stimulating for the brain and considerability of our persons.

The game is simple:

1. Post a comment of your character accepting/not-accepting-but-making-due-with being part of the meme
2. Other characters comment on the first comment with questions. Anything goes.
3. The character being questioned answers the questions. Truthfully. You're allowed to gracefully skirt around answering a particular part.
4. Enjoy.

Comments

[magictrkswwater.livejournal.com]

H-Hey! Not literally!

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly sure this is in violation of my rights.

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

If Superman asked you out on a date, would you say yes?

[indigoblueberry.livejournal.com]

Sorry. If you'd like, you can return the favor?

[indigoblueberry.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid it isn't.

Unless you'd like me to torture you. That would be in violation of your rights.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

[ROBO BRAIN-FREEZE]

[quark-assassin.livejournal.com]

Is the glass half full or half empty?

[hero-sting.livejournal.com]

Why not? It can't be that bad.

[magictrkswwater.livejournal.com]

...

Eh, alright! [Punches her arm]

[withanethel]

Half full if you're filling it up and half empty if you're drinking from it. Doesn't everyone know that?

[morphitudinous]

I suppose I'm surrendering to the inevitable.

[greennotgold]

You really don't eat people, do you?

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

[System has recovered from a serious error.]

...you mean as friends.

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

No, if I'd like you to torture me, that'd just be kink.

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

No. No I don't.

[staturity]

Why'd you have to die? And before I could kiss you!

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

Why did you assume that Querl taught me how to trace the rings?

[governorkang]

Only ever did once, and that was only because there was nothing else to eat.

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

This could be fun.

[greennotgold]

[small squeak] O-oh.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Because my mun has a sadist streak a mile wide.

It wasn't as though I had a choice in the matter. And I'm sure there'll be a valentine's meme for that.

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

Because I have no reason to believe you could figure it out yourself. Think. You should know how smart I am, and you didn't think I could do it.

Frankly, I still think you lied. Although figuring it out yourself would explain why you didn't know better than to play around with it.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

...as teammates.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

You're versed in psychology, correct?

[quark-assassin.livejournal.com]

Fine then, paradox child. Is this sentence false?