You need a Calvinball section! One room where you're supposed to play a game that involves scoring points with a volleyball except that THE RULES ARE NEVER THE SAAAAAME!!!! AND OCCASIONALLY YOUR SCORE IS TALLIED AS SOMETHING RIDICULOUS LIKE A SCORE OF 'OOGY' TO 'BOOGY' SO YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU'RE WINNING! :D


"It teaches you to adapt."
"BULLSHIT! YOU JUST LIKE SEEING ME FLY INTO A RAGE EVERY TIME YOU DECLARE A F*$#ING BOOMERANG ZONE!!!"