They were both drunk. Extremely drunk. They had originally started talking about their lives back on their worlds, but at some point, the conversation turned... very interesting.
"Waaaaaait. So you're tellin' me you didn't have any women for forty years? That must have sucked, man. Gives a whole new meaning to 40-year-old virgin."
Kang snorted, "Yeah."
"No wonder you're all so... violent. I get edgy after going a month without getting laid."
"It's difficult to 'get edgy' when you have no idea what you're missing, Charles. Unlike some others of my kind, I was never attracted to human or elven women."
Kawalsky blinked, confused, "...waaaaaaaaait. You guys... do it just like us? And can do it with humans?"
"The basics are the same, yeah."
"Huh. I've seen you without that kilt thing you always wear, though, and there's nothin' there."
Another snort. "I'm a reptile. I'm the same as you in that regard, it's just internal."
"...that's weird, man. What else is different?"
It was a good thing they were so drunk that the next day, neither of them would remember it, because they would have been embarrassed about the amount of personal information they had disclosed.
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They were both drunk. Extremely drunk. They had originally started talking about their lives back on their worlds, but at some point, the conversation turned... very interesting.
"Waaaaaait. So you're tellin' me you didn't have any women for forty years? That must have sucked, man. Gives a whole new meaning to 40-year-old virgin."
Kang snorted, "Yeah."
"No wonder you're all so... violent. I get edgy after going a month without getting laid."
"It's difficult to 'get edgy' when you have no idea what you're missing, Charles. Unlike some others of my kind, I was never attracted to human or elven women."
Kawalsky blinked, confused, "...waaaaaaaaait. You guys... do it just like us? And can do it with humans?"
"The basics are the same, yeah."
"Huh. I've seen you without that kilt thing you always wear, though, and there's nothin' there."
Another snort. "I'm a reptile. I'm the same as you in that regard, it's just internal."
"...that's weird, man. What else is different?"
It was a good thing they were so drunk that the next day, neither of them would remember it, because they would have been embarrassed about the amount of personal information they had disclosed.