"Like, bro? Don't even get me started."

First thing Tavros does is stand up and kick the chair away from him.

"CAN WE GET A PROP GUY IN HERE ALREADY? Anyway. Shut up. At least you get to do sparkly magic crap, okay?" He crosses his eyes and pulls a stupid face. "Uhhhhm, I'm Tavros, and ummm, I get a perfect ass-eye-view of everyone all day, uhhhhhhhhhh, and I don't know how to say sentences even though, duhhhh, I'm thirteen."

Angryface.

"Seriously. I'd fire my agent, but she's my mom."