He actually stopped to consider this. Then shook his head. "Nah, girls don't like smokers. It's true. Plus haven't you seen those pictures in health class of where you get like that hole in your throat? Gross!" That was one image that would never leave his mind.

"Anyway, Hiccup's so great! You get to hang out with a dragon and do fun stuff. Older characters are way too serious." Yeah, he was pretty bored of that.