[Aw man, you know, he doesn't want her to feel bad about it or anything. He's frowning as he pulls on his underwear under the sheets.]

Look, I got the shot so babies aren't something to worry about, I can't even get diseases, so you don't have to worry about that, we don't remember what happened which means we might've just got naked, made out, and fell asleep, and even if we did--you know...

[A pause.]

Is that so bad? At least on your part? Not like you owed anyone anything.