"Pirates? The he-are you talking about that retarded argument about ninjas and pirates? Its not even a contest, ninjas are better. Pirates have what, cutlasses or swords or whatever? I'm only half ninja and I can still move faster than the eye can catch. What the hell pirate is going to take me out?"

Ugh, this is why people were retarded.

"Wait tables my ass! I already have an art thin going, so I'm taken care of there, but I still fight! We don't dick around."