I am banking so hard on placebo effect. See, my eyes see a glass full of delicious wine, so hopefully my tastebuds will agree.

[She makes a face to indicate that this isn't the case and that the tea is still highly unsatisfactory. Despite already being a fairly fidgety person, she starts doing so even more pronouncedly, quickly looking left and right and tapping her fingers quickly against the table.]

I'm sure you're well aware that it doesn't quite work like that.