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The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the ~~horrifying~~ effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

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[Sam glances over at Xander, pausing a moment as he glances over the other guy's body. Sure, he's seen it at the bathhouse before, but somehow this was more. Especially when his body suddenly really wanted to do something about it.]

Nah. [Oh hell, is it just him or has his voice suddenly gotten a lot rougher?] I mean. The tea. Not spicy. No idea what's causing this.

*Why is Sam's voice doing that? He already looked too sexy for his shirt, and his voice is doing something to make parts of Xander very very happy.*

Oh god oh god, wait! No, it's not that, we're not acting like teenagers.

*Quick glance down and then back up.* Uh, well, not completely, and pretty sure Ethan didn't get unpodded.

Acting like teenagers? And who is Ethan?

[Really, if his brain hadn't been flooded with hormones, Sam would probably have put things together by now. But...well, hormones. His brain isn't used to operating with that much hormonal imput.]

Yeah, somebody Giles used to know. All into bad magic? Thought it'd be fun to curse chocolate so all the grown-ups act like teenagers.

*He started to explain more, but Sam's doing interesting things with his mouth, and voice. Must stare and move closer. Right.*

Magic's rarely anything but bad back home.

[Yeah, that actually had anything to do with the conversation. Or something. But Sam does notice Xander moving closer and...well, it's definitely something he wants.]

[He reaches up, not quite touching Xander's face.]

I should warn you. [And, God, he's sounding breathy and voice deeper even to himself.] You come any closer, I don't think I'll be responsible for what I do.

Hey, some magic's a good thing. My best friend's a good witch.

*However, he kept walking toward Sam, and reached out for him in turn.*

Think we're way past that part. *He panted, and now Xander's voice had dropped a few octaves.*

Like I said. In my world. Never seen it used in a good way.

[Because, frankly, Sam's world sucks. And he slides his hand into Xander's hair, tugging his head back enough to make kissing a lot easier. Clothing needed to come off, but the kissing? That needed to happen NOW.]

*He'd agree but no more talking now. Time for kissing. Xander latched onto Sam's shoulder as his mouth touched upon his for an urgent kiss*

[That felt better. Not quite enough, but better, Sam crowding Xander so that they were pressed together. And yeah, it means Xander can feel how much he's enjoying all of this, but he's okay with that at the moment.

*Xander groaned at the close contact. Touching's good, more touching needs to happen. Also still too many clothes but he can shift himself right up against Sam. Oh yeah, even better now.*

[Sam takes advantage of the groan, tongue pushing into Xander's mouth and his free hand strokes down Xander's back to his lower back. And sneaking a little lower with each stroke.]

*Xander's tongue slid alongside Sam's earnestly and wow did Sam's hands feel good. He moaned this time, and so nobody would feel left out, his own hands moved to Sam's arms, shoulders and over his back.*

[Oh God, yeah, that was definitely what Sam wanted. He groaned, working his hand up under Xander's shirt. Then his groans got deeper, warm skin under his fingers.]

*Just what Xander needed, and the groans encouraged his exploring to seek out some skin. Sam still had too many layer, but some digging allowed him to get underneath at the waist.*

[Funny how a little bit of skin seemed to make most of it seem less of an issue. Sam laid his hand flat against Xander's back, enjoying the extra connection. And concentrating on that kiss because he was not letting that go yet.]

*Yes it was becoming less and less of an issue as his fingers smoothed over more skin. Sometimes his hands dipped lower while he arched against Sam. Xander didn't want to back away from the kiss yet either.*

[Sam shuddered, curling his tongue against Xander's and hand sliding lower now, over Xander's ass and squeezing.]

*They should probably take the private party elsewhere, but that would involve stopping. Xander didn't want to stop. Not yet, not when he's groaning into Sam's mouth, and trying to discover fun places to touch.*

[Yeah, moving somewhere would probably be a good idea. Though where was going to be the question since...well, Sam didn't have his own room.]

[He does, finally, break the kiss, breathing hard as he pulls Xander tighter against his body.]

We...we should...probably go somewhere else.

*Xander slowly nodded, still keeping close to Sam*

I-I got a room somewhere, or a place. It's an apartment over my store.

Good. [Quick lick of his own lips, panting softly.] That'd be...a really good place to go.

*Xander could not stop staring at that flicker of tongue. The sight of it made him think of what else Sam could do with it, and his mind was offering some really fun images*

...We should go. Right now.

[Sam nodded, taking a breath and a step back. Only a small step, though, one hand still on Xander's ass.]

Yeah. Now would be best.

*So they left for a more intimate location (http://thexanwhosees.livejournal.com/606.html).*

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