"THIS IS SO BABIES!" Hit Girl yelled, avoiding two more flaming hoops. This was like that time she and Ruffnut fought Bowser only ten times worse! At least the robot lions and sharks were less of a problem: apparently once you blow the head off three and laugh about it, the others get scared off. Pussies. But that was what they got for leering at her hiked up skirt, sick bastards. And for shooting at her with lasers.
...
And that fucking unicorn wasn't slowing down, so there was naturally only one solution: a net gun. It wasn't her fault, Zouichi had simply not been able to teach her how to ride that damn motorcycle the right way, she guessed she would have to explain why it was in flames later. Right now, the damn unicorn had conjured up a tea party, and was asking all these strange questions.
"What is the best comic ever made?"
"Scott Pilgrim, duh."
"If boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails, what are girl made of?"
"I swear I will shoot you in the face."
"You are a very rude tea party guest."
"And you are a faggy horse with a horn. Next question."
The unicorn sighed, then cleared its throat. "Thundercats are on the move Thundercats are loose!"
"Feel the magic, hear the roar, Thundercats are loose!"
And at that point, they sang in unison. "Thunder thunder thunder thundercats! Thunder thunder thunder thundercats!"
Hit Girl even did the Mum-ra roar at the end.
The Unicorn grinned. "Excellent. The way to defeat the Ohm is _________________"
Hit Girl widened her eyes, them swore when she looked at her watch. "Shit, I missed Symbionic Titan! Ah well I can end this war now. Thanks, weird manifestation brought on by drinking Ruffnut's beer!"
"Anytime," the unicorn bellowed, and galloped into the sky with some weird 80's song playing in the background.
In that case I'm going to have fun with it.
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And that fucking unicorn wasn't slowing down, so there was naturally only one solution: a net gun. It wasn't her fault, Zouichi had simply not been able to teach her how to ride that damn motorcycle the right way, she guessed she would have to explain why it was in flames later. Right now, the damn unicorn had conjured up a tea party, and was asking all these strange questions.
"What is the best comic ever made?"
"Scott Pilgrim, duh."
"If boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails, what are girl made of?"
"I swear I will shoot you in the face."
"You are a very rude tea party guest."
"And you are a faggy horse with a horn. Next question."
The unicorn sighed, then cleared its throat. "Thundercats are on the move
Thundercats are loose!"
"Feel the magic, hear the roar, Thundercats are loose!"
And at that point, they sang in unison. "Thunder thunder thunder thundercats! Thunder thunder thunder thundercats!"
Hit Girl even did the Mum-ra roar at the end.
The Unicorn grinned. "Excellent. The way to defeat the Ohm is _________________"
Hit Girl widened her eyes, them swore when she looked at her watch. "Shit, I missed Symbionic Titan! Ah well I can end this war now. Thanks, weird manifestation brought on by drinking Ruffnut's beer!"
"Anytime," the unicorn bellowed, and galloped into the sky with some weird 80's song playing in the background.