"Nonsense!" she sang out. "Some poor lost ship, adrift in the Void, the captain gasping 'Oh, if only we had a source of nitrates and liquids to recharge the organic engines!' And then - behold! - a full diaper appears, and they are saved!"

She grinned a little manically. She'd known that taking those amphetamines before going out to talk with Engineering had been a good idea. Look how jolly she was. Perfectly jolly!