Stress-testing the Sissies job hierarchy would be a marvelous use of Howard's many skillsets. So long as he didn't try to take Anwei's job.
"I don't like to see talent wasted."
The mercenaries were used to working with Anwei 'Zipperface' Ayles among a hundred other species; Howard's gestures were not going to alarm them. Selm snorted again, and handed Anwei the datapad; she took it and extended it towards Howard. "Here. Standard new-hire contract."
"Ooh, I can translate! I can! See?" Shooter leaped onto the datapad and rolled once around the screen, and the text on it jumped from spiky alien letters to standard English.
1) I, _____, agree to follow the prime law of the Vizsnunishne while training in the new hire program. I understand that I may be subject to other laws as I advance in the program. If I leave the program, I am entitled to food, water, air, and transport to the nearest planet compatible to my species. 2) The prime law of the Vizsnunishne is: Don't be a dumbass.
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"I don't like to see talent wasted."
The mercenaries were used to working with Anwei 'Zipperface' Ayles among a hundred other species; Howard's gestures were not going to alarm them. Selm snorted again, and handed Anwei the datapad; she took it and extended it towards Howard. "Here. Standard new-hire contract."
"Ooh, I can translate! I can! See?" Shooter leaped onto the datapad and rolled once around the screen, and the text on it jumped from spiky alien letters to standard English.
1) I, _____, agree to follow the prime law of the Vizsnunishne while training in the new hire program. I understand that I may be subject to other laws as I advance in the program. If I leave the program, I am entitled to food, water, air, and transport to the nearest planet compatible to my species.
2) The prime law of the Vizsnunishne is: Don't be a dumbass.
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