1). It's nice to know my head canon is appreciated. I mean, River has feelings too. She just pretends to be tough because she doesn't want the Doctor to see her vulnerable side

2). You're the only one I've done straight up River/Eleven smut with so we took each other's firsts there too...and I think it turned out beautifully!

3). I love River/Eleven banter. Especially when it's flirty or saucy