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The Sensorium Clothing Malfunction Meme

Just a typical day on the meatship WHEN SUDDENLY your characters in the sensoriums get switched to different outfits that they were wearing before and can't seem to change them back! What happens if someone else comes in? What happens if more than one person comes in? Will they be affected too?

1. Comment with a character

2. The commenting person either picks from the list, or uses RNG (1-30) to pick from the list.
3. The commenting character is now wearing that.
4. The other character rolls or picks as well and is now wearing the number they got.
5. You pick the situation of how this all happened and go forth and CR away!
6. Reroll for each new post you get and most importantly...
7. HAVE FUN!

Your choices are (keep in mind the images are just to give you an idea they don't have to be exactly the same!):

1 - Angel and/or demon
2 - Private School Outfit
3 - Pirate
4 - 1920's Flapper / Gangster (props such as guns and cigarettes are up to the player)
5 - Tron Outfit
6 - Fairy / Peter Pan
7 - Greek God/Goddess
8 - Children's TV Show costumes
9 - Steampunk Vampire
10 - Witch / Warlock
11 - Hippy
12 - Viking
13 - Greaser
14 - Robot
15 - Sexy Nurse / Doctor
16 - Astronaut
17 - Cowgirl / Cowboy / Gangster
18 - 1980's singers
19 - Police | Swat Officer
20 - Harlequin | Jester
21 - Werewolf (Up to you if it is the shirtless version of the more traditional version)
22 - Sexy Power Rangers (yeah I dunno either)
23 - Ninja
24 - Sports Team (your choice)
25 - Maid | Butler
26 - Aviator
27 - Starfleet | Sci-Fi Officer (Chose your generation)
28 - Fortune Teller / Gypsy
29 - Scottish Outfit (sorry Jamie)
30 - Mad Scientist

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Uh. Don't get me wrong, you look pretty damn good in it too.

Actually.. y-yes, you sorta do look like someone who can change other's outfits. It was a common prank among spellcasters back home.

...You'd look pretty good in a fur bikini, I gotta say.

[He blinks. That's a little better.]

Driads? What did they do? Whatever it was...well, you're the most beautiful one here.

[That skirt. That smile. Billy's definitely feeling better, yes. When they break apart, he's looking a little bashful and squeezing her hands.]

...still sounds like a dumb idea to increase your height. Just get a hovering platform or stand somewhere taller.

The hair's pretty hilarious tho.

[Starfire definitely looks pleased to hear that, twisting her skirt from side to side.]

I am glad you think so. Do you think Peter would like it as well?

I agree.

[She flips it back.]

Truly? My elders would not be pleased to hear that. It is a great honor to have hair that twists and trails as a flame does.

I'd say boil the glue off, but considering it's my own skin, that's out of the question. And it might not even be glue.

[She raises her left arm]

Here, you try pulling it.

[This is in no way a stupid idea.]

[Yeah, combustible lemons are all fun and games until somebody gets forcibly uploaded into a computer.

Chell twists a little to look over her shoulder and finds exactly what she suspects. Spinning around, she thumbs at the back of the uniform that conveniently says

CHELL

01

As in test subject number 1. As in the best test subject.]

Zouichi -- for lack of a better word -- flails a little as Chell grabs the robot head and tries to pull it off.

"Ow. Isn't there a zipper or buttons or something?" He can't really see the neck of the costume, but he assumes there must be. His robot hands scrabble ineffectively around, trying to locate an appropriate seam, but it's like trying to drink coffee out of a mug while wearing boxing gloves.

Probably better than thi--

[She sits down on a chair to think it out, and realizes there's a piece of clothing missing since she can clearly feel the cold wood and...]

...

[Jamie do you seriously...]

NOTHING.

[sob.]

Nothing. I mean, I don't know. I was wearing my robes until just a moment ago, and then...

[And then it got suddenly and inexplicably breezy downstairs.]

I don't... I don't feel any different. I think I'm still an Archsage.

Why not just put a lot of hairspray into it then?

...your elders sound boring.

I can help ya train, I was planning on doing the same before you came in actually, tho... I don't know if I'll be able to focus.

[He laughs happily and shakes his head before looking at the device and shrugs.]

I've seen things of the sort, but you never know with this place. Give it a shot, test it out or somethin'.

Tee hee hee! Is your name really Chell? That's a pretty terrible name!

[Best test subject, huh.]

Oh don't think for a minute if I could, I would. But I can't cast magic, remember? I've got the Ranger stuff and the CO powers and neither of those cause costumes to change.

~~Unless you gain 10 levels and then you unlock my alternate outfit.~~

It is not long enough yet. It would not be proper.

[She's just going to glower a little.]

Yours are not?

You cannot focus?

[Oh, Starfire can fix that. She summons the most horrifying creature she can think of---bright red, yellow narrowed eyes, bared teeth coated in blood, spikes everywhere. It doesn't attack yet, it just looks pretty.]

We are training to protect our lives. We must focus.

[And so she tests it---on her monster. The readings are red and beeping everywhere. It must be very volatile]

This is a negative outcome, yes?

The Master turns, looking equally grim. Which makes some sense, seeing as the Sensoriums thought it best to clothe him as a fortuneteller. A girl fortuneteller, complete with skirt, and hoop earrings... and an unwieldy turban resting upon his head. A crystal ball sits in the crook of his arm.

Of course, humans trust soothsayers. Rassilon knows why. Perhaps he can spin this to his advantage, despite the unfortunate crossdressing. Though something about the newcomer seems off, and it's not just his clothing.

"Oh, you can always ask," he grins.

She releases the giant robot head and takes to circling Zouichi, inspecting the costume for said zipper or buttons.

It probably leads to an awful lot of awkward touching.

[YEAH. THE BEST TEST SUBJECT.

Chell manages to look extremely offended, folds her arms, and raises an eyebrow. You got a better name, ROBOT? HUH!?]

Edited 2011-08-27 00:10 (UTC)

They were keepers of nature, usually protecting a forest and enjoying the freedom of the natural environments. They were usually jovial except during war. They will fight fiercely in the defense of their habitats.

[Now that he had her talking, he could tell she felt more comfortable about her skimpy outfit, after all, it was him who was with her.]

[He of course can't help but chuckle at her determination and solution to his 'problem'. Of course he had pointed his rifle at the creature the moment it appeared, and still had it trained on its head in case it moved.]

Hmm, did you try anything else? Maybe leaving it pressed, or trying something else? Jus' looks like either an alarm or comm device to me.

[Dean was currently glaring at his purple covered hands, and purple fuzzy costume.]

Yeah... I think I got the memo. God that GLADOS is such a bitch.

Well, at least the Master isn't wearing a female Steampunk Vampire costume, which Zouichi will steadfastly maintain is way worse. The tone of voice throws him off a little, though.

"I'm... having trouble removing this costume. In fact, it appears to be stuck fast, and these heels are very uncomfortable."

He looks a little dubiously at the Master's costume. "What are you supposed to be, a pirate?"

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