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insertmeathere2009-08-06 11:48 pm
birthmural) wrote in insertmeathere2009-08-06 11:48 pm
Blame the mun
Patsy Walker, you are my own personal brand of heroin.
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*coughs up a hairball, and then throws up in her mouth. A little.*
...I don't understand. It worked in the movie!
Oye. You have so much to learn.
I suppose I should throw away the glitter I bought as well?
...
Actually, I'll take the glitter.
It's bad to waste good glitter.
...
It is good glitter, right? You didn't buy it from Something-Unfortunate-Mart?
Actually, I'll take the glitter.
It's bad to waste good glitter.
...
It is good glitter, right? You didn't buy it from Something-Unfortunate-Mart?
Something Unfortunate Mart? Do you mean Walmart?
Awww.
You deserve it for trying to hit on me with a quote from Twilight.
You deserve it for trying to hit on me with a quote from Twilight.
Do not all girls like that movie? Given the male protagonist was broodier and creepier than I am I thought emulating him was sure to work.
Sweetie, I had a full, well-rounded teenage life with friends and romantic interests and rivals and lots of drama. I didn't need to live vicariously through a fantasy world. Even though that's kind of what I did when my marriage started falling apart, by becoming a superhero.
You're broody enough for me. Any more broody, and you'd be less tragic and more tragically annoying-slash-unintentionally-hilarious, and mocked everywhere forever.
How would that make your darksoul feel?
You're broody enough for me. Any more broody, and you'd be less tragic and more tragically annoying-slash-unintentionally-hilarious, and mocked everywhere forever.
How would that make your darksoul feel?
Patsy, everything makes my darksoul feel angry. Except you, you make it feel lusty... and angry.
...
*backs away slooooowwwwwwly.*
*backs away slooooowwwwwwly.*
What?
You?
Nooooo.
It was the strikethrough, Birthmural Boy.
You?
Nooooo.
This is much more difficult than romantic movies made it out to be.
I started out in romance comics, and I still find it hard.
Cheese and crackers!
...Cheese and crackers?
Oh, what, like screaming out 'By the Seven Circles!' makes sense?
Fair point.
You are a clever woman.
Is that a suitable way to approach you?
Is that a suitable way to approach you?
You mean with words and cleverness and, you know, just being yourself?
Okay, maybe not entirely yourself. I don't want you getting all fiery and singing my hair, mmmkay? Who knows if there's a stylist on this place.
Yes.
Yes.
But I am the Son of Satan! How could anyone love the firstborn child of the devil!
Honey, if you don't think you're lovable, why should I?
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