Okay, 1, there is no active lusting. I'm just very secure in my manliness so I can notice these things without it jeopardizing my extreme love of boobins.

2, Only 2/3 of the species, because one of us is Kal--ew, by the way--and he's sort of the monogamous type. And I'm pretty sure other than his wife, he's justicesexual.