Well, obviously, thanks to the Degeneration movie, my secret is out. I'm not just an action hero, I'm a superhero.
I can get launched about thirty feet, and not even a second later, act like I didn't feel it.
I can hold up both a hot suicidal woman and a several hundred pound monster with but one hand while hanging by one leg, without even so much as straining.
And just to be an ass, I have to brag about the money I got.
Not to mention I like to show off how good I can look in a new suit.
Of course, there were hints of that in Resident Evil 4. In the amount of time it takes Ada to do a single cartwheel, I can pull a knife out and catch up to her easily.
And as an added bonus, my kicks are crazy, and I'm badass with a knife with a knife, but when you combine the two...
And I'll throw this one last thing in, just because it has an assortment of me doing all kinds of crazy stunts, including dodging lasers.
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I can get launched about thirty feet, and not even a second later, act like I didn't feel it.
I can hold up both a hot suicidal woman and a several hundred pound monster with but one hand while hanging by one leg, without even so much as straining.
And just to be an ass, I have to brag about the money I got.
Not to mention I like to show off how good I can look in a new suit.
Of course, there were hints of that in Resident Evil 4. In the amount of time it takes Ada to do a single cartwheel, I can pull a knife out and catch up to her easily.
And as an added bonus, my kicks are crazy, and I'm badass with a knife with a knife, but when you combine the two...
And I'll throw this one last thing in, just because it has an assortment of me doing all kinds of crazy stunts, including dodging lasers.