http://el-escarabajo.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] el-escarabajo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2009-09-03 06:12 am

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Hey guys, check it, I've got a thingy in the newspaper.






Apparently, this is a wild guess here, but apparently, the writer thinks I may be of a Hispanic ethnic background. But I'm not sure that really came across--I think the Mr. Berganza may have been too subtle about it. I mean he only put Spanish every five words instead of every three. Also the artist made a mistake with my costume. It really looks like this:



But I'm sure the new actual writers of my comics will do a good job, right? This is what the new Teen Titans one said about me:

"I have a soft spot for Blue Beetle because he comes from a background that made him have to be tough to survive way before he had to be tough to fight crime. I’m really looking forward to re-examining who he is and the challenges and pain, literally, of living in his skin."

Because I had it just rough in the barrio, with my two loving parents and baby sister. It's still rough now, busting caps in people's asses and having to buy my clothes at Target.

So this begs the question: what is the VERY best depiction of you you've ever seen? An official, a failed project that never came to be, fan-made, whatever-- you know the ones that are just as spot on like these fine people really have my character down.
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[personal profile] governmentninja 2009-09-03 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, obviously, thanks to the Degeneration movie, my secret is out. I'm not just an action hero, I'm a superhero.

I can get launched about thirty feet, and not even a second later, act like I didn't feel it.




I can hold up both a hot suicidal woman and a several hundred pound monster with but one hand while hanging by one leg, without even so much as straining.




And just to be an ass, I have to brag about the money I got.




Not to mention I like to show off how good I can look in a new suit.




Of course, there were hints of that in Resident Evil 4. In the amount of time it takes Ada to do a single cartwheel, I can pull a knife out and catch up to her easily.




And as an added bonus, my kicks are crazy, and I'm badass with a knife with a knife, but when you combine the two...




And I'll throw this one last thing in, just because it has an assortment of me doing all kinds of crazy stunts, including dodging lasers.

Edited 2009-09-03 19:35 (UTC)