David's a little lost

[kiddy-box.livejournal.com]

((When multiverses collide! Basically hat would happen if trans_9's Chief got switched out for 8_dressing and also his not!son, a young version of Solid Snake, was there, too. Samus is David's "mom" in 8, but normal 9 Samus will be participating for maximum wtfery))

Dad? Daaaad?

[Don't mind David. He's just over her on the Obs Deck hanging out, looking around and inspecting the meatcouch. He's a little lost. Normally when stuff like this happens his dad just comes over and makes things ~*all better*~ but he can't seem to find him at the moment.]

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[kiddy-box.livejournal.com]

Oh. [/disappointed]

[He hunches over Chief's head. He's staaaaaaaring at you, Samus]

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

You... aren't the Chief I know. Okay. [She feels better knowing that even though she doesn't get along with him he wouldn't hide a GINORMOUS thing like this from her until it managed to show up on the ship]

But you and... another Samus [she is refusing to say "I"] are... have an adopted son.

But we don't get along. [/matter of fact]

[prettycoolguy]

I got along with her.

[It's just... matter of fact. Very "that's all I really have to say about that".]

[kiddy-box.livejournal.com]

[David nods along] You guys go shooting.

Or uh... Dad and Mom go shooting?

[This lady is weird. She's looks like Mom and kind of acts like Mom but Mom gets along with Dad. It'd be weird to see them act like that]

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

[Samus is still trying to wrap her mind around the fact that in some VERY STRANGE alternate universe she and the Master Chief actually have a life with a son and a broken lamp and it is a VERY STRANGE feeling because she was always sure that if there was one thing certain in her life, it was that she would not settle down]

[And with the Master Chief of all people, seriously...]

I... don't understand. I'm not sure I want to.

[prettycoolguy]

Ssshh, David. [Don't scare the person that's not your mom!]

It's not your business either way. [He'd shrug but he's got David on his shoulders.]

We have things to take care of. [He turns to move on.]

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

[She shakes her head] It's not. [She's glad it's not.]

I'll go then. [This entire ordeal has been WAY to confusing and Samus needs to go find a drink sort things out and not go crazy]

[kiddy-box.livejournal.com]

...

That was weird.




She wasn't even made about the lamp!

[prettycoolguy]

She's not your mom, David, okay?

She looks like her, but she's another person. [Patience! Oh hey look, W&P.]

We're here, let's go see what we can find.

[Chief lets David down, if he can trust him in a warehouse in infinity he can trust him here.]

[kiddy-box.livejournal.com]

[David almost asks if real Mom was ever that mean, but decides against it. Smart kid when he wants to be]

Okay. [And were walking into W&P and...]

Woahhhhh. It's huge!

[prettycoolguy]

See?

[The Chief starts looking around for any sign of the box or bandana.]

Just don't touch anything that isn't yours.

[Like he'll actually listen. But it needed said.]

[kiddy-box.livejournal.com]

[Sorry, what was that? David was diving right into a pile of stuff. I do believe he just found the holy grail.]

[But that's boring, he tosses it to the side]

I can't find it.

[prettycoolguy]

[Chief just kind of shakes his head. Oh, David. He notices something...]

Because I found it.

[Here David, flying bandana!]

[kiddy-box.livejournal.com]

[Catch!]

Awesome!