The "Ask Characters Questions" Meme!

[prettycoolguy]

Okay guys, this is pretty simple but should be fun, and give us all something to do as we wait for things to happen as plot to progresses.

Post your character, and people can ask them things ICly or OOCly, as themselves or as their characters.

For example, "Hey Chief, what do you think of [x]?" or "Hey Zita, what does Chief think of [x]?"

Characters do not strictly have to answer honestly, but it's more fun (and more funny) if you make them!

Other than that, go nuts and have fun!

Comments

[crusades]

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Do you enjoy hand to hand combat, or are you just not a good enough shot?

[crusades]

I don't use guns because I'm not a killer.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

It doesn't take much to kill someone, but just because you use a gun, it doesn't follow that you're using it fatally.

[crusades]

But one would always have the option.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

You can kill a man with you hands or a knife, as easily. The option to end a life isn't dependent on the weapon used.

[crusades]

You're forgetting one thing. You don't know me.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

If you're using an inefficient method because of some ridiculous mental tic, just say so, don't try to mask it and then take offense when someone questions your logic.

[crusades]

Inefficient? You really don't know me. I didn't study a hundred schools of martial arts, and doctorates in psychology and criminology to incapacitate a few grunts with navy seal training.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

And that doesn't strike you as inefficient?

[crusades]

Doesn't your question strike you as redundant, given that I just told you efficiency had no relevence to my mission?

Pull up Gotham's crime statistics from twenty years ago to the present in the media library. Inefficient men don't make decrease percentages like those.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Well then, you must be completely out of work. Regardless, it's irrelevant to my original question.

[crusades]

That's because I already answered it several minutes ago.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

Can I have your autograph?

[crusades]

I think you have me mistaken for the Flash.

[daaayum.livejournal.com]

Can I have you autograph on my boob?

[crusades]

I think you have me mistaken for Booster Gold.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

Pleeeeeeease? I'll make it worth your while. Not like she would, but you'll still come out on top. Not like you would with her.

I'll build you something awesome, okay? It'll spur its own industrial revolution. You can have it. All yours.

Just give the guitar some more ink.

[crusades]

I need to see blueprints before I sign anything.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

Give me one hour.