The "Ask Characters Questions" Meme!

[prettycoolguy]

Okay guys, this is pretty simple but should be fun, and give us all something to do as we wait for things to happen as plot to progresses.

Post your character, and people can ask them things ICly or OOCly, as themselves or as their characters.

For example, "Hey Chief, what do you think of [x]?" or "Hey Zita, what does Chief think of [x]?"

Characters do not strictly have to answer honestly, but it's more fun (and more funny) if you make them!

Other than that, go nuts and have fun!

Comments

[birthmural]

YES I AM SURE!

[stickyboots]

I'm sensing some hostility here. Could this not be attributed to the fact that you do in fact pee motor oil, but are too embarrassed to seek professional help?

[birthmural]

My urine is of the same composition as every other man's. I do not understand the preoccupation with it.

[stickyboots]

Boredom does that to a guy. So, do you poop fire then? Sweat fire? Are any of your bodily fluids likely to spontaneously combust in the near future? Is there an upper limit to the number of questions I can ask or shall I just go on?

[birthmural]

I suppose that depends on if there are any bounds to your stupidity.

[stickyboots]

Hey, I'm not the one who hasn't been to see his doctor for what is clearly a severe medical condition.

[birthmural]

*urge to kill rising*

[stickyboots]

[pause]

[pause]

[pause some more]

... Does it hurt? Y'know, when you tinkle?

[birthmural]

No.

[stickyboots]

Have you considered cutting the motor oil out of your diet?

[birthmural]

Have you considered cutting out your voice box?

[stickyboots]

You know, I can't say I have. Though it would be the excuse I needed to get one of those talkbox thingies.

I COULD TALK LIKE A ROBOT!

Say, I guess you must save a bundle on matches. Amirite? Amirite?

[birthmural]

[stickyboots]

... Amirite?

[birthmural]

No.