The "Ask Characters Questions" Meme!

[prettycoolguy]

Okay guys, this is pretty simple but should be fun, and give us all something to do as we wait for things to happen as plot to progresses.

Post your character, and people can ask them things ICly or OOCly, as themselves or as their characters.

For example, "Hey Chief, what do you think of [x]?" or "Hey Zita, what does Chief think of [x]?"

Characters do not strictly have to answer honestly, but it's more fun (and more funny) if you make them!

Other than that, go nuts and have fun!

Comments

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

I hunt monsters.

[traces of bloodstained musical notes fill white spaces]

[thirdeyesighted.livejournal.com]

...how far does your definition of "monster" extend?

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

The things I fight seek to destroy all free will everywhere.

[the musical tracks skip a beat and start up again backwards]

[thirdeyesighted.livejournal.com]

Good to hear that I don't qualify.

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

You might still.

Do you have any interesting stuff that can be taken if you get killed, and/or an alignment on the Evil end of the Good-Evil axis?

[lighthearted songs]

[thirdeyesighted.livejournal.com]

I like to think of myself as Unaligned.

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

... Using a new edition isn't fair.

[thirdeyesighted.livejournal.com]

It's a good thing this is a crack thread, or I'd have no idea what you were talking about.

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

If only I could just cast Detect Evil and make it easy.

[thirdeyesighted.livejournal.com]

If anything, the protagonists I had to deal with were more evil than I am.

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

Why's that?

[thirdeyesighted.livejournal.com]

I was just minding my own business, and she comes barging into my palace uninvited, complaining and assaulting my pets.

I didn't even know that Okuu had gone nuclear!

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

Gone...

Wait, what?

[thirdeyesighted.livejournal.com]

Okuu is my pet Hell Raven.

She... might have eaten a God and gained the power of Nuclear Fusion.

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

Might have?

[thirdeyesighted.livejournal.com]

I mostly let her do what she wants in the Hell of Blazing Fires. I didn't hear about all this until after the fact.

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

... 'the Hell of Blazing Fires' sounds like something the Redundancy Department of Redundancy would come up with.

[thirdeyesighted.livejournal.com]

Well, there's more than one Hell, you know.

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

But the version of Hell in the popular consciousness is already one of blazing fires. Wouldn't a more elegant label be available?

[thirdeyesighted.livejournal.com]

I didn't name it.

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

Oh.

It's still kind of dumb.

[... ... ...]

[thirdeyesighted.livejournal.com]

Names are just labels. No need to worry about it.

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

But as a symbol, a name can be an important means to manipulate the thing it represents.

[thirdeyesighted.livejournal.com]

I don't recommend trying to manipulate Hell.

[toariversodeep.livejournal.com]

But simply by rearranging the symbols representing it in your head, you're manipulating it now.