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The "Ask Characters Questions" Meme!

Okay guys, this is pretty simple but should be fun, and give us all something to do as we wait for things to happen as plot to progresses.

Post your character, and people can ask them things ICly or OOCly, as themselves or as their characters.

For example, "Hey Chief, what do you think of [x]?" or "Hey Zita, what does Chief think of [x]?"

Characters do not strictly have to answer honestly, but it's more fun (and more funny) if you make them!

Other than that, go nuts and have fun!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I understand entirely and would be happy to help look over your work for problems.

...that sounds complicated. I can see why you'd need to ask me for help.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't need you looking for problems.

In fact I don't really need you to look over anything, so- just forget I said anything. It's a. Patient confidentiality thing, let's say, yes.

There's nothing to worry about, it's understandable that you'd make errors sometimes.

It's fine. I don't mind and chances are it would only take me a few moments.

No, no, you misunderstand me. It's a matter of patient confidentiality. I don't have the patience to deal with your bullshit, so I'm keeping it confidential from you.

*INCOHERENT SPLUTTERING*

My--! You're the one who's acting like he can't make mistakes and deserves to be in charge despite, need I point out, having little to no qualifications for the role.

Have I said anything regarding my qualifications OR my deserving to be in charge? You're the one who keeps bringing that up, amigo.

And as for mistakes, that would require me to have made enough progress to have something to be mistaken on. So just relax for the time being, mi Dios. If I wanted my mistakes corrected with an attitude, I'd download spellcheck with a sarcasm attachment.

Well maybe I have good reasons for doing so. Did that thought occur to you?

And I highly doubt spelling errors are your problem. Not to mention that if you haven't made much progress, maybe you'd be better to pass it off to someone who could handle it more efficiently.

Aaaand I said to take it up with somebody who gives a shit. So there you have it.

Furthermore, I'm not passing anything that's my responsibility off onto anybody, so why don't you just find a hair drier or an EZ Bake Oven to work on down in Special Weapons and leave me to my research?

Don't worry, I already did that part.

And for the record, I've most likely achieved more in the few years since I left my home planet than you have in your entire lifespan. So if I happen to find an 'EZ Bake Oven', I'll be sure to send it your way to practice on.

Hopefully it won't be too over your head.

I'm happy to see the red tape upper management here is just the same as it is everywhere else in the world.

Write a summary page of your current projects, we're having a meeting next week. I'll be expecting a bunch of little brownies from you with that oven.

Fine. I'll just have to remember to break everything down into small enough fragments for you to comprehend.

I'll even include colourful pictures, since that seems about your level.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

The "Ask Characters Questions" Meme!

STACY'S NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF THEM

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DIPLOMACY

They'll work it out some time-- wait, what am I saying. Dx

That's it, park your green ass in Special Weapons, you're grounded. >(

Make me! I'll tell the captain on you!

Oh noes, Captain, my Chief Officer gave me an order! ;_;

....SUPERMAAAAAAAAN /BAWS AT HOLOSIM

LEOOOON >(

..at least your one is real. T___T

And he doesn't want you toying with T-Veronica either, Brainy. :| Leon's orders.

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.