OPEN RP POST

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

The sun in shining!

The waves are crashing!
The seagulls are taking your hotdogs like the cocky b*tches they are!



IT'S BEACH PARTY TIME!

There's volleyball, fire pits, surfing and sandcastles!

GO HAVE FUN ON YOUR SHORE LEAVE MEATSHIP DENZIENS! STACY LOVES YOU EXTRA TODAY!

Comments

[static-shock68.livejournal.com]

[Static watches, knowing he could kill them all by joining]

"Man... You guys get to have all the fun."

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

Why aren't you coming in?

_{[Sokka seems confused. No swimming, wat?]}

[static-shock68.livejournal.com]

"I discharge ekectricity automatically. Water transfers electricity. Chance it could kill me and take anyone around me with. But you have fun." Static stretched. "I'll just lay out here and not burn."

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

"Uh, how do you clean yourself?"

[static-shock68.livejournal.com]

"Carefully."

[beyondgotham.livejournal.com]

"Dude, that sucks. Eh, I guess that's what you get for being the strongest metahuman in the world."

[static-shock68.livejournal.com]

"Can't win 'em all, right? I mean, I can shower, I just have to be careful about water levels.. I find mist works best."

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

"Wheeeeeeeee beach!" Bart runs by, a spray of water splashing down on Static in his wake.

[static-shock68.livejournal.com]

SPARKS FLY, EVERYBODY DIES.

Well, no, but sparks do fly. Like a nice light show that leaves Static drenched.

"BART!"

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

Halts. "Huh wha? COOL YOU SPARKED!"

[static-shock68.livejournal.com]

Static cracks his knuckles. "Watch the water, man. Water plus electricity equals BAD. Now, I have an assignment for you... check out further down the beach for me. I'm looking for a nice, secluded cove. I'll explain why later... Think you can help me out?"

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

"Surething." And he's gone.