http://sparklemagpie.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sparklemagpie.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2009-10-26 09:51 pm

OPEN RP POST

The sun in shining!
The waves are crashing!
The seagulls are taking your hotdogs like the cocky b*tches they are!


Dreamland Beach - Bali

IT'S BEACH PARTY TIME!


There's volleyball, fire pits, surfing and sandcastles!


GO HAVE FUN ON YOUR SHORE LEAVE MEATSHIP DENZIENS! STACY LOVES YOU EXTRA TODAY!

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2009-10-27 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Allen is manning one of the firepits, from under the safety of a really big, really shady umbrella. He doesn't burn - he fries.

Much like the hot dogs he's skewering over the fire pit, and . . . is that a bag of marshmallows? And a crate of graham crackers? And a keg buried in the sand?

Fuck yes it is.

"Okay, I need help to do a kegstand."

[identity profile] nevermadestars.livejournal.com 2009-10-27 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Fuck yeah, dude!"

Hey, Allen, Kevin the Eternal Frat Boy will help you!

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2009-10-27 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Cool."

Allen taps a beer for himself, and for Kevin before starting.

"Primer."

[identity profile] runnerwithagun.livejournal.com 2009-10-27 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Beach? Can't be going to a beach without some sort of food and drink.

Ronon has appeared with his haul of fish and a few seagulls unidentified birds.

"Where do you want this?"

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2009-10-27 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Allen looks up from his buried keg.

"Uh."

Hey, fish! Hey, seagulls! Uh . . . yeah, that's like eating ocean pigeons, Allen's nonplussed. He covers it up by kicking a cooler and tapping a beer for Ronon.

"Put 'em on the ice." he holds out the beer. "We're gonna do kegstands. Wanna be my second?"

[identity profile] runnerwithagun.livejournal.com 2009-10-27 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ronon places the meat on ice and dusts off his hands on his shorts before grabbing a beer off Allen.

"Fine by me. But what's a kegstand?"

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2009-10-27 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"You two -" he points at Chris and Ronon - "Hold my feet. A yet-to-be-chosen third party pumps the beer, and we see how long I can chug upside down, which is a long time."

[identity profile] runnerwithagun.livejournal.com 2009-10-27 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Ronon grinned. Free beer was always a good thing and even better were drinking competitions!

"Sounds like a challenge. Let me tell you buddy, Satedans are strong drinkers."

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2009-10-27 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're on, buddy. I might not have spent my formative years building these glistening washboard abs, but I have mastered the art of the kegstand."

[identity profile] friend-of-samus.livejournal.com 2009-10-28 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, Allen. That was a Pikachu waving at you. From a Sopwith Camel.

In the air.

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2009-10-28 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not drunk enough for this."

Allen chugs his pint so as to be drunk enough for this, THEN waves to the flying pikachu.

[identity profile] friend-of-samus.livejournal.com 2009-10-28 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Pikachu waved a moment more, then swerved hard, bringing himself aright and level to deal with the Mewtwo in the crimson tri-plane (http://www.ohtm.org/blg/wp-content/media/pix/collect/Aircraft/FOKKER1.jpg).

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2009-10-28 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
He's trailed by a stream of profanity-laced encouragement.