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Hot or Not Redux!

So, check it out. Since the only other guys here in Matt's headspace are a Pokemon, a Starfleet Captain, and a dead guy, I'm hosting this new Hot or Not.

Remember, everyone, rate 'em from 1 ta 10. 1 being, of course, as ugly as Eggman himself, and 10 being as good-looking as a certain Royal Princess of the Kingdom of Acorn.

Have fun, guys!

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But they love the sheep, don't they? Why do they abuse it?

It's nae true at all, lass. Dinna listen to what they are saying.

Now, some Redcoats I know wouldn't be above spending some time with a sheep...

Er. Never mind.

So they don't abuse the sheep?

Us Scots? No. We do not.

I willna speak for the English, though.

Well, as long as the sheep aren't being abused...

And the love thing?

Uh...it's...they don't exactly mean...

Er, how old did ye say ye were again?

....depends what age you want.

*confused Jamie is confused*

...Eh?

I got three.

Chronological, physical, and mental.

Och, aye. I see.

...Why d'ye have three separate ages?

I'm a clone.

Oh.

*long pause*

Um...what did ye want to know about love again?

Something about a man and a sheep loving each other very much.

Aye. Right.

It's...um...what they meant to say is...

Och, look at my wrist. It's time to go.

*flees*

Eh? What's wrong with your wrist?! *You worried her now.*

*taps an invisible watch, gives Dani an apologetic smile and continues fleeing*

*So very, very confused.*

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