Hot or Not Redux!

[lightspeed-attk.livejournal.com]

So, check it out. Since the only other guys here in Matt's headspace are a Pokemon, a Starfleet Captain, and a dead guy, I'm hosting this new Hot or Not.

Remember, everyone, rate 'em from 1 ta 10. 1 being, of course, as ugly as Eggman himself, and 10 being as good-looking as a certain Royal Princess of the Kingdom of Acorn.

Have fun, guys!

Comments

[daaayum.livejournal.com]

There are so many jokes about rolling tongues I could make here, but I'm a classy lady so I won't make them.

[mrsarcastic003]

I won't make them either. I was raised to be a gentleman when there are ladies present.

But, you know. So long as we both know the jokes could be there.

[daaayum.livejournal.com]

Well, just so you know, I think you're pretty sexawesome too.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

JUST DO EACH OTHER ALREADY

YES WE GET IT

YOU TWO ARE HOT FOR EACH OTHER

DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

[mrsarcastic003]

You're just jealous that no one's calling you sexawesome.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Cassie calls me many things all the time that pretty much mean the same thing. That is not it. I'm intervening because I'm your best friend and therefore your default wingman.

Your sex life is calling--it says it wants to be allowed to exist.

[mrsarcastic003]

This? It's... we're just teasing each other. Relax.

[daaayum.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we don't really, uh, y'know, think the other's hot or anything.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

*facepalms* *knew this was gonna happen, hence why he interjected*

[mrsarcastic003]

See--we're fine. No harm done. We were just messing with each other.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

*headwall* *it leaves a dent*

You make wingmanning it SO hard.

[mrsarcastic003]

Think of it as a challenge.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Until you grow a hormone or two, yes, it will be a challenge getting you laid.

The whole problem of getting someone laid is they have to actually want to get laid. You make things difficult on that end. My wingman powers are just...wasted, because of it.

[mrsarcastic003]

You do realize that I have, in fact, attained puberty, right? Just because I can actually exhibit self control doesn't mean I don't have hormones.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Superboy no understand this concept.

[mrsarcastic003]

::patpat:: That's all right. I'll explain it when you're older.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Superboy too dumb and hormone-driven to understand thing like self-control. Ugh. Superboy make it with woman all the time and this means he is sexual deviant with no self-control instead of happy, healthy person with healthy sexual attitudes. Since having sex at all ever is clearly bad and means no self-control.

Ook.

*okay, now he's just being a smartass*

[mrsarcastic003]

...Smartass.

[mrsarcastic003]

One does what one can.