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[im-the-champ.livejournal.com]

Satan was lost. As usual. Only this time, he was now wearing a pulsing plantsuit, tastefully covered by a large white gi, champion wrestling belt, and ostentatious cape. His afro, as usual, was perfectly coiffed and groomed. "So, uh ... is this some kinda new publicity thing? Where's my agent?"

[[Also background music seems to be following him.]]

Comments

[im-the-champ.livejournal.com]

"Oh, yeah, real tough, kiddo. I'm Mister Satan, the one and only World Martial Arts Champion!" Seriously, that background music was still there, too.

[top-teen-38.livejournal.com]

"I'm Slobo. I frag bastiches. Guess ya could call me the universal champion o' that." He looked around.

"Where in the hell is that music comin' from?!"

[im-the-champ.livejournal.com]

"I DEFEATED THE DREADED MONSTER, CELL! BWA HA HA!" He had no idea, but it was badass and he loved it.

[top-teen-38.livejournal.com]

"I beat down God. Seriously. Banned from heaven now fer takin' him and the majority of his angels DOWN." Put that in your fro and pick it.

[im-the-champ.livejournal.com]

"YEAH?! WELL I DEFEATED MAJIN BUU, THE MONSTER SO POWERFUL EVEN GODS WERE AFRAID O' HIM! WHO'D THEY CALL ON?! MISTER SATAN!"

Oh, yeah, that music seemed to have changed now.



It was now much more triumphant, as if exalting the famed deeds of the legendary champion.

[top-teen-38.livejournal.com]

Slobo laughed.

"Seriously? A guy named after a disney song was terrifyin' fer yer world? Was it because he was in league wit' Majin BIPPITY and BOPPITY?!" He wiped a tear of laughter from his eyes.

"Man, must be a buncha wusses where yer from..."