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[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

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_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

Comments

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

>[Tell the truth.]

Small exercise, level 8 simulation on a planet with a caustic environment coupled with waves of poisonous arachnids. Nothing too tough.

[static-shock68.livejournal.com]

[Greet in a friendly manner.]

'Sup, Mai?

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

Sorry. I kinda suck at slow.

>[No kidding.]
>[Suggest ADHD meds.]
>[Suggest not drinking coffee, ever. Or sugar.]
>[Discuss how it's scientifically impossible to go as fast as Bart goes.]

[starlightace]

[Aaaaand almost running into a young woman as she rounds a corner. But not!]

Ah, I'm sorry! I should have been paying more attention to where I was walking.

>[Apologize]
>[It's nothing]
>[Flirt]
>[Grope at your own risk]

[pickin-locks.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess that pretty well explains it. Aside from the whole hyper intelligent and able to speak, I mean..you don't even have vocal cords really, or lips, or a nasal sounding chamber.

>[Be impressed with the knowledge]
>[Tell Jill to mind her own anatomy]
>[Explain why some raptors are capable of many things on Stacy]
>[Respond "Your mom has a nasal sounding chamber"]

[static-shock68.livejournal.com]

The one and only. But seriously, the knives? Always?

>[Ignore him]
>[Throw a knife at him]
>[Give him a GOOD insult]
>[Respond cordially, like a real person]

[craaazyisland]

[Aww, that's nice of you, Claire. It's gotta be worth it for that dumb awkward smile on his face.]

Not much either... Just kind of doing some thinking.

[Don't open that can of worms]
[Run the risk of playing amateur psychiatrist]
[Distract and run]
[Strike massive blow to his fragile adolescent ego]

Re: I FAIL AT THIS

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

>[There's a library...]

Well, there's always the Media Library!

[raptorwithagun.livejournal.com]

>[Tell Jill to mind her own anatomy.]

I am the raptor, you are the human. Mind your own business!

[letmelive]

>[Run the risk of playing amateur psychiatrist]

Oh? [She looks genuinely interested!] Thinking about what?

[got-a-bad-habit.livejournal.com]

Well, afternoon yourself. You're Jones right?*big smile*

>[Return the smile]
>[Introduce self]
>[Ask her name]
>[Scream at a snake and run away]

[nevermadestars.livejournal.com]

Hey, Jillybeans!

[Friendly greeting]
[Point a gun at him]
[TAKE ME NOW YOU STUD!]
[Roll your eyes and ignore him]

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

[A wild Samus appears]

>[Greet politely]
>[Greet flirtatiously]
>[Ignore]
>[Grope]

[grayaura.livejournal.com]

_{[Mai sighs when she sees you.]}

Hi.

>[Attempt to engage in conversation.]
>[Inquire as to the whereabouts of Zuko.]
>[Stick it in.]
>[Break-dance to win her admiration.]

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

Hi Rose!

>[Hello!]
>[Dance with Bart!]
>[Ignore Bart.]
>[Glare.]

[static-shock68.livejournal.com]

That's us. I've been looking for you, actually. Katara tells me you've got some skills that might be useful for the team.

>[Throw a boulder, but not a him]
>[Feign interest in the team]
>[Throw a boulder at him. He's resilient; there's like a 50/50 shot he'll bounce back]
>[small talk]

[notlewis]

>Flirt

[luckily, he manages to save the papers and turn on ZE CHARM.]

Oh, not at all, señorita! Where are you headed in such a hurry?

[lightspeed-attk.livejournal.com]

[Sonic's just chillin' out, enjoying a chili dog!]

[grayaura.livejournal.com]

>[Give him a GOOD insult.]

It depends; are you always going to be annoying me with stupid questions?

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

Poisonous...arachnids?

<sub>[Looks like that might be scaring him off!]

>[Yep, huge ones. Dangerous ones.]
>[No, I lied.]
>[Get back to your important business.]
>[Stick it in.]</sub>

[metalbent.livejournal.com]

It's not buried under sand, is it?

>[Nope, and there's no owl spirit to bug us.]
>[Yes, and Wan Shi Tong lives there.
>[Nope.]
>[Make dirty joke about pornography being a form of media.]

[governmentninja]

[ :| ]

[captain-jtk.livejournal.com]

>[Greet flirtatiously. Come on, it's Captain Kirk.]

Well, hello there, Miss Aran. Is there anything I can help you with?

[prof-indiana.livejournal.com]

>[No kidding.]

Just watch where you're going.

[static-shock68.livejournal.com]

[Attempt to engage in conversation.]

So, wassup? Did you need something?