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THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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[ :| ]

Buenas tardes, amigo. How's the supercop business working out for you?

[Not too shabby.]
[ :| ]
[Hey Luis. So, offhandedly, what's being dead like?]
[Better than the ethical scientist business is working out for you.]

[Hey Luis. So, offhandedly, what's being dead like?]

I'm gonna run myself into an early grave if business keeps up like this. Say, what was it like being dead, so I know what to look forward to?

[Brief pause. Well, you know what they say about Americans and diplomacy. He shrugs.]

Not much to look forward to. Cavernous gushing chest injury, this kind of heavy feeling, then... Well, sort of fades out right there, I suppose.

I wouldn't really recommend the exit method I chose, though.

[No kidding. Wangalang.]
[You mean the one where you're an unrepentant indirect mass murderer?]
[Yeah, the spurting blood looked kind of uncomfortable.]
[Your tragic death rocks me to my very soul with unbridled guilt.]

[Yeah, the spurting blood looked kind of uncomfortable.]

Yeah, man... all that blood looked like a mess. Didn't seem terribly comfortable.

Also, you'd think it'd be harder to talk with a hole in your chest. How'd you even manage that?

You know, if you keep making that face it's gonna get stuck like that.

[Attempt to continue linefacing]
[Okay, mom.]
[Change the subject to something that will possibly embarrass Claire and/or yourself]
[Grope]

[Attempt to continue linefacing]

[is still very :|, but may be smirking a little.]

I may keep this making this face just to annoy you.

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