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[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

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_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

Comments

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[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

> [WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!]
> [DENY EVERYTHING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!]

W-what?! Why would you even as-

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

You know how fast light moves?

...well, not quite that fast. But close! And I bet if I really pushed I could go that fast, but I might end up going into the speed force and never coming back or bouncing off on it and ending up in the future or something.

>[Slow down, what?]
>[...that's impossible.]
>[What's the speed force?]
>[How fast does light move?]

2/idk

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

No! No! I mean... of course not! That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Why would I want to-?

3/IDK

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

I mean, can you even-?

OK, done. xD

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

That's not the point! No! It's a stupid idea!

_{[Blushing so hard.]}

[sent-herself.livejournal.com]

[Slow down, what?]

Are you sure we're speaking the same language?

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

I was asking because my initial research indicated that maybe you were and I suppose I...

....

But if it's entirely unlikely, I'll drop the subject.

> [Damn right you drop the subject, annoying bot!]
> [I'm totally not interested, but you suppose what?]
> [What do you mean 'research'?! PERV!]
> [Buy him a clue.]

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

> [I'm totally not interested, but you suppose what?]

...you suppose what? _{Not that I'm interested or anything.}

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

[[XD It happens to the best of us <3]]

[The hugging is commonplace enough now to be expected, so there's only the slightest hesitation before it's returned]

It's fine. I understand it must have been very... difficult. Especially for you and my counterpart.

> [Awkwardly try and apologise.]
> [More hugging!]
> [Both A and B.]
> [Tell him you were totally over it.]

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

It sounds like it. Do you prefer English or Interlac? I can learn other languages really fast if you want. Plus, there's automatic translation stuff. Legion technology. The Legion's pretty cool, you know?

>[I am so lost.]
>[That's fascinating, tell me more.]
>[Interlac? Legion?]
>[Seriously, what?]

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

So do I, but at least no one else was hurt?

[They're more of a height, since B5 is SHORT (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/Sekotsim/Brainyoutfit2.jpg) next to most everyone, but she gets a surprised blink and a smile.]

> [This topic is depressing, see if he wants to talk science instead.]
> [Ask if you can have his stuff.]
> [Pick a different topic.]
> [Ask if he can recharge your omnicom.]

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

I... might not have been entirely adverse to the idea...

But it doesn't matter now.

> [Whoa, wait, what?]
> [Say it's understandable because you're awesome, but you're not interested.]
> [Blush furiously.]
> [Cop a feel.]

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

> [Whoa, wait, what?]

W-what?!

_Really?

[sent-herself.livejournal.com]

[I am so lost.]

Yeah, uhhhh . . . can you try Chinese?

*dead from icon keywords*

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

...well.

...But like I said, it doesn't matter now. You think it's stupid.

> [Yeah, I do.]
> [Well maybe not that stupid.]
> [You're just trying to mess with me!]
> [Act like you're doing him a favour by considering it.]

*whistles innocently*

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

> [Well maybe not that stupid.]

Well, maybe it's not that stupid.

_{[Blushing like whoa. She sort of wishes she could read him better (not that she's ever been good at reading people).]}

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

[In Chinese] I can try! Is this potato? I read a book on the iron donkey of lust, but sometimes things get eaten by translators.

>[Go back to English.]
>[Still lost.]
>[You're a little young to talk about the iron donkey of lust.]
>[Let me help you learn the language!]

[sent-herself.livejournal.com]

[You're a little young to talk about the iron donkey of lust.]>

I think you mean . . . something entirely different.

Maaaaaybe you should go back to . . . whatever language you were speaking before.

[morphitudinous]

>[Both A and B]

[Relieved that the hug is returned. He'll hold a little longer if you don't mind.]

B5, I...you're right. I believe, however, that the pain your counterpart feels is far more personal than mine. [That sounded bad. Immediately pulling back to apologize, hands on his shoulders.]

I don't intend to imply that I don't care---I do, of course, and I deeply regret that we won't have the opportunity to work together in the future. To have connections beyond the demands of work. If we could have saved you, we would have---[Okay, rambling. Stopping now.]

What I'm trying to say is that we miss you, but your counterpart should probably be the one seeing you right now. The two of you had a unique relationship due to your status.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

...it isn't?

[He can't blush, but she is getting an uncertain, hesitant look. He's actually thinking along the same lines. This is an entirely new area for him, so he has no idea what's a positive reaction.]

> [PSYCH. I lied. You really have no chance. :| ]
> [Continue blushing and dancing around the subject.]
> [Tell him you're not easy and he better try harder than that.]
> [Ask him if he's busy later.]

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

Peanut butter! [Goes back to English] I guess I didn't do it too well? Learning languages from books is always kinda tricky.

>[No kidding.]
>[Your accent was terrible too.]
>[Attempt subject change.]
>[Introduce yourself!]

[sent-herself.livejournal.com]

[Introduce yourself!]

Uh - don't worry about it.

Forgive me for not introducing myself. I am Fa Mulan, a humble soldier in China's glorious army.

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

> [Ask him if he's busy later, with a little bit from choice B.]

So... uh...

_{[Shiftyshift.]}

What are you doing later?

_{Not that I care.}

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

[This topic is depressing; see if he wants to talk science instead.]

[That... doesn't really make her feel better. But only-slightly-awkward subject change is a go!]

So, I've started working on a friend for VV.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I've never been any good at accents... especially not American ones. There's a reason I work backstage instead of in the spotlight.

... question still stands, though.

[Which question?]
[... backstage where? There's no theatre on the meatship!]
[Where are you from, then, if not America?]
[TAKE A FOURTH OPTION]