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THE DATING SIM MEME
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥
Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?
OK, done. xD
[Blushing so hard.]
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....
But if it's entirely unlikely, I'll drop the subject.
> [Damn right you drop the subject, annoying bot!]
> [I'm totally not interested, but you suppose what?]
> [What do you mean 'research'?! PERV!]
> [Buy him a clue.]
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...you suppose what? Not that I'm interested or anything.
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But it doesn't matter now.
> [Whoa, wait, what?]
> [Say it's understandable because you're awesome, but you're not interested.]
> [Blush furiously.]
> [Cop a feel.]
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W-what?!
Really?
*dead from icon keywords*
...But like I said, it doesn't matter now. You think it's stupid.
> [Yeah, I do.]
> [Well maybe not that stupid.]
> [You're just trying to mess with me!]
> [Act like you're doing him a favour by considering it.]
*whistles innocently*
Well, maybe it's not that stupid.
[Blushing like whoa. She sort of wishes she could read him better (not that she's ever been good at reading people).]
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[He can't blush, but she is getting an uncertain, hesitant look. He's actually thinking along the same lines. This is an entirely new area for him, so he has no idea what's a positive reaction.]
> [PSYCH. I lied. You really have no chance. :| ]
> [Continue blushing and dancing around the subject.]
> [Tell him you're not easy and he better try harder than that.]
> [Ask him if he's busy later.]
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So... uh...
[Shiftyshift.]
What are you doing later?
Not that I care.
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Nothing, I suppose. Why?
> [Ask him to get something to eat with you.]
> [Ask if he wants to visit the Sensoriums.]
> [Ask him back to your room. Wink.]
> [Have a change of heart and make up a lame excuse to get rid of him.]
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You want to visit the Sensoriums? I need to show you Unit 02!
[An excuse!]
After all, it's only one of the most powerful fighting machines ever built!
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I wouldn't mind seeing it, I suppose.
> [Time to show off my awesomeness!]
> ['I suppose'? You should be happy I offered!]
> [Fighting machines then dinner?]
> [Compare notes on being in teenage death squads.]
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Well, come on!
[And she's off! Better keep up, Brainy.]
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Not that I mind, but I thought you meant later?
> [Shut up, we're here now!]
> [Well you weren't busy, so now is as good as later!]
> [Shush, check out my mecha!]
> [Fine! I didn't want to spend time with you anyway!]
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Well, we're here now! No point in leaving.
[She sweeps her hand around as Unit 02 fizzles into existence. It happens to be roughly forty meters talls.]
And this is my beautiful Unit 02!
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It's bigger than I imagined... What do you fight with something that size? Isn't it impractical?
> [Continue showing off how awesome you are!]
> [Isn't your FACE impractical?]
> [Explain what it's for.]
> [Wanna see the inside of my robot? wink wink, nudge nudge]
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[And suddenly she's wearing her plugsuit (http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/characters/6/35458.jpg). She flashes him a grin and nods up at it.]
Well, we use them to find giant beings we call Angels, who are trying to wipe out all life on earth. And you'd be surprised. I could probably wipe out a whole armored brigade if I wanted!
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[Frowns]
What about the civilians? Something that size, you can't keep track of everyone.
> [Who cares about them?]
> [They're always conveniently gone during fights.]
> [This is boring, let's talk about me!]
> [This is boring, let's make out!]
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[Asuka scoffs. And she'll figure out something.]
They evacuate to shelters during the fighting, so it's not like I have to worry about them.
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[Hesitant smile]
Could you demonstrate it, maybe?
> [I thought you'd never ask!]
> [Sure! ...where are you going to watch from?]
> [Maybe some other time.]
> [Make it into a contest somehow.]
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I thought you'd never ask!
[And suddenly they're both in the entry plug/cockpit.
Bow-chicka-bow-wow.She glances up at him from the controls.]Try to think in German, OK?
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before you started shoving him places]German? Give me a moment to recalibrate... [Thank god for language programs]
Ready. Uh, what am I supposed to do?
> [Just shut up and don't distract me.]
> [Sit back and enjoy your first time... in a fighting robot.]
> [God do I have to explain everything?]
> [Ignore him and start showing off!]
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Who needs warning?
[She grins impishly.]
Do I have to explain everything? Just sit back, don't distract me, and watch me kick ass!
[She grins and the robot bursts into motion, moving smoothly, like a well-practiced runner as it streaks over the hills and city-scape, vaulting power-lines and buildings.]
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This is... amazing!
> [Well duh!]
> [You ain't seen nothing yet!]
> [Show off more.]
> [All of the above!]
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Of course! But I'm just getting started!
[And so she throws the Eva into another series of maneuvers. This time it's the dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M1Wf8DU2UA&feature=related) she had done with Shinji, once upon a time. Of course, it's a bit off without a partner. Still, for such a large machine, it's surprisingly graceful.]
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