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[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

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_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

>[Hey.]

Hey Toph, how's it going?

[metalbent.livejournal.com]

Pretty good. But I'm bored. Feel like doing something fun?

>[Sure. Too bad there's nowhere to shop here.]
>[No, I'm busy and need to train with my SPACE SWORD.]
>[As long as it doesn't involve you pretending you're the Firelord.]
>[Grope.]

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

>[As long as it doesn't involve you pretending you're the Firelord]

Sure, as long as you don't call yourself Fire Lord Awesome and start throwing rocks at my head again.

[metalbent.livejournal.com]

But... but that was fun! ...Do you think we can swindle anyone here out of their money?

>[HELLS YES.]
>[The ship doesn't have money.]
>[You're such a criminal!]
>[No. But we can have a romantic picnic in one of the Sensoriums.]

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

>[The ship doesn't have any money.]

I'd be agreeable to that. If the ship had any money on board. Which it doesn't.

I FAIL AT THIS

[metalbent.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well... what else can we do?

>[LRN2MEATSHIP, NOOB!]
>[There is a library...]
>[We're already traveling the universe!]
>[ ... stick it in]

Re: I FAIL AT THIS

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

>[There's a library...]

Well, there's always the Media Library!

[metalbent.livejournal.com]

It's not buried under sand, is it?

>[Nope, and there's no owl spirit to bug us.]
>[Yes, and Wan Shi Tong lives there.
>[Nope.]
>[Make dirty joke about pornography being a form of media.]

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

>[Yes, and Wan Shi Tong lives there.]

Oh, yeah. It's totally buried under sand. And Wan Shi Tong lives there.

Because there's so much sand on board Stacy.

[metalbent.livejournal.com]

Y'know, the sarcasm only works against people who haven't travelled with you for months.

>[Grow uncomfortable that your joke backfired.]
>[Poke her with your space sword.]
>[Continue with the lies.]
>[Poke her with your space sword. Giggity.]

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

>[Poke her with your space sword. No not that one, you pervs.]

_{[Sokka begins poking Toph with the hilt of the sword. Poke. Poke. Poke.]}

[metalbent.livejournal.com]

AAAGH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[She bends a boulder from a conveniently located stone something over there]

>[Please don't squish me.]
>[Apologize.]
>[Continue poking and suffer whatever ill fate the boulder bestows upon you]
>[Crack joke about big balls.]

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

>[Please don't squish me!]

Ah! Um! It was just a joke!

_{Please don't squash me like a bug?}

[metalbent.livejournal.com]

[The boulder rests gently on the ground, and Toph leans against it.]

I know. I just wanted to see you wet your pants like a little girl.

>[Blush furiously, because you just about did.]
>[Loudly proclaim that you're not a little girl!]
>[Offer up a prayer to the Gods that Toph spared your life.]
>[Crack joke about big balls.]

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

>[Loudly proclaim that you are not a little girl!]

Hey! I am not a little girl!

[metalbent.livejournal.com]

Sure you're not. Wuss.

>[Challenge Toph to an Agni Kai duel!]
>[Change the subject]
>[Talk about how hungry you are]
>[Drop your pants in order to prove it.]

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

>[Talk about how hungry you are.]

You know, I could really go for some real food. Like meat. Real meat. The gunk the ship serves is just...bad.

[metalbent.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Better than cake, though.

>[What's wrong with cake?]
>[Drag Toph off to look for baby mooselion cubs]
>[Blush furiously. You said 'meat'.]
>[Belch.]

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

>[What's wrong with cake?]

What's wrong with cake?

[metalbent.livejournal.com]

Everything.

>[Drop the subject.]
>[Inquire further.]
>[Suggest an alternate thing to eat.]
>[Grope.]