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THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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>[smile and nod as Rose passes]
>[smile and wink as Rose passes]
>[stop Rose as she passes to introduce himself]
>[say 'hey baby, nice eye patch]

>[smile and nod as Rose passes]

Afternoon.

Well, afternoon yourself. You're Jones right?*big smile*

>[Return the smile]
>[Introduce self]
>[Ask her name]
>[Scream at a snake and run away]

>[Ask her name]

That's right, Miss...?

Rose, Rose Wilson. It is definately a pleasure meeting you. *the grin wasn't exactly friendly, more flirty*

>[Comment of the pretty name]
>[launch into a historical discussion on roses]
>[strike up random conversation]
>[drag her off to bed]

>[launch into a historical discussion on roses]

The rose has always been valued for its beauty. The ancient Greeks identified the rose with their goddesses of love.

Well, can't be all bad then can it. You know, smart is very sexy.

>[blush]
>[thank for the complement]
>[explain how the greeks valued intelligence too!]
>[explain no you are not the president, Jack Ryan or Han Solo]

>[explain how the greeks valued intelligence too!]

Yes, intelligence is something that is generally valued in wise societies. [/Gee for being charming he sure is being pretty academic today]

And sexy is valued in most societies. SO tell me, what is it you value?

>[honesty]
>[intelligence]
>[integrity]
>[people who hate snakes]

>[honesty]

You're more forward than most women. [NOT SURE IF WANT, the last really forward woman was actually a Nazi oops]

I tend to not play games, if I like someone I tell them. Saves time and confusion.

>[that's commendable]
>[I do the same, nice to meet someone else who does as well]
>[That's mature for someone your age]
>[So....see something you like?]

>[that's commendable]

I generally hate fast women. [And yet taking a step closer]

[note: hate does not actually means opposite. Way to be direct]

Then I guess you should realy be walking away. *steps closer as well*

>[walk away after politely excusing himself]
>[run away wihout a word]
>[smirk, chicks dig it]
>[ask her if she's ever seen the Staff of Ra, you know what I mean wink wink]

>[smile and wink as Rose passes]

How's it going, Rose?

It's going good,Katara, you?

>[Offer conversation about general topic]
>[Offer conversation about the weather]
>[discuss recent events]
>[strip naked and streak the ship]

[discuss recent events]

So....talked to Static lately? I think he likes you.
>[Blush and change the subject.]
>[Look on the floor in shame.]
>[Snappy comeback]
>[Static who?]

Virg? No I haven't seen him since Karaoke. ....what makes you think that?

>[he keeps your picture under his pillow]
>[he said so]
>[he acts like it]
>[he wrote your name and drew little hearts all around it on his notebook]

>[he acts like it]

Haven't you noticed?

No, he doesn't come around me a lot. I kinda got the impression he was avoiding me.

>[offer female insight]
>[offer a hug and compassion]
>[laugh and explain how he acts like it]
>[Go 'Damn girl? You crazy or just blind?"]

[Go 'Damn girl? You crazy or just blind?"]

He likes you. A. LOT. You're pretty hot. You intimidate him!

Ok, I can get the whole intimidation thing, I tend to do that. What should I...I mean usually if a guy likes me he's pretty obvious they stare at my tits, grab at me, make comments..they show it you know? He never has.

>[explain he isn't that type of guy]
>[point out how he has shown interest]
>[give options to not scare him]
>[tell her she'd make a good lesbian]

>[explain he isn't that type of guy]

Static is a complicated guy, no matter how he tries to be just a regular one. He's got a lot on his plate, you've seen him. But he likes you Rose. He just thinks you woon't find him interesting.

All guys are complicated. *Rose snorted* I think it comes with the penis. But..Virg and I have known each other, he's never even looked at me like that, I mean not seriously anyway. I guess maybe should talk to him. I'm not good with the subtle, any suggestions how to talk to him?

>[Be upfront and honest]
>[just start talking and let him bring it up]
>[flirt with him and see what happens]
>[hide nude in his bedroom and wiat fo rhim(we all know how well that works]

>[Be upfront and honest]

Static gets confused and overthinks things. It might be a good idea just to approach him and ask him on a date or something. That way it'll give him the initiative to do something nice! He'll like that.

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