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THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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[In Special Weapons, making something ~~both special and weapon-y~~ complex and steampunk-ish]

Hey there, honey.

[OH GOD NOT HIM AGAIN]
[Ignore him, hope he goes away]
[Hey, George!]
[See if the Special Weapon-y thing works on him]

[OH GOD NOT HIM AGAIN]

... did you want something?

[Ask about Special Weapon-y thing]
[Flirt with her]
[Leave her alone]
[Call her honey one more time...]

Edited 2009-11-18 02:51 (UTC)

[Flirt with her]

[Have an arm around your waist, Cally] Just a little taste of honey.

[Smack him]
[Make out with him]
[Smack him then make out with him]
[Threaten to disintegrate his balls with the special weapon-y thing, whether or not it may be capable of that]

[~~Option three sounds--~~ Threaten to disintegrate his balls, regardless of her new shiny thing's ability to actually do so.]

Actually, it's probably a good thing you showed up. I could use a test subject... [That smile? A SMILE OF PURE EVIL.]

You could also use a break. You feel kinda tense. [Is there some light gropage going on there? There just might be.]

[Slap his hands away]
[You're a naughty boy, George... I kinda like it.]
[Shoot him with the shiny thing!]
[Snark at him but let him feel you up]

[Snark at him, but let him feel you up... for now.]

Don't you have a girlfriend? A girlfriend with laser-beam eyes?

Uh... we're just seeing each other. Why, do you have a boyfriend?

[Yes, and he will kick your ass if he sees you.]
[No. And I won't sleep with you anyway.]
[What's it to you?]
[I'm in love... with MAD SCIENCE!]

[What's it to you?]

No, I was just wondering whether she'd shoot you before I shot you.

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telekinetic_badass - 2009-11-18 17:58 (UTC) - Expand

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madeofwyn.livejournal.com - 2009-11-18 19:57 (UTC) - Expand

What you working on?

> [Tell her what you're working on]
> [NOT THE CREEPY LADY WHO TALKED ABOUT PARENTHOOD! D:]
> [Grope]
> [Grope whilst performing first two options at the same time]

[Tell her what you're working on]

It's going to be a robot, eventually. Yes, another one. Yes, like the five-year-old.

Hmm. I didn't think you needed more training in parenthood.

> [FLAIL]
> [SPAZ OUT]
> [Try to change the subject]
> [Crack a witty joke about...something]

[SPAZ OUT]

I don't! VV needs a friend!

Or a sibling?

> [You like seeing me freak out...don't you?]
> [You're doing this on purpose]
> [Make D: face]
> [Cough, blush, and try to change the subject]

[A combination of one and three, really...]

... is it fun to watch me flail, or do you just hate me?

I should video it sometime. You'd find it fun too.

> [Be vaguely annoyed]
> [Agree that it's a possibility]
> [Strongly disagree!]
> [Make ~_~ face but be secretly pleased that the big Spartan likes you enough to tease you]

[Make ~_~ face but be secretly pleased that the Spartan likes you enough to tease you.]

I'm sure VV's got it on camera... [She doesn't sound happy about that idea.]

Wyn? What're you working on?

> [asgh DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT... oh hell, forcefield please?]
> [Rattle off a complex explanation without looking away from your work.]
> [I SEE DEAD PEOPLE.]
> [Flirt.]

[I SEE DEAD PEOPLE]

Not much, just a-- [She glances up, notices who asked the question, and PANIC-FLAILS]

[He jumps back at the panic-flail]

Wyn?! What's wrong?

> [Splutter incoherently]
> [Insist he's actually dead]
> [Both A and B]
> [I don't talk to dead people]

[Splutter incoherently and insist he's actually dead because he is dead]

[Really, a little knowledge of the fourth wall would be extremely helpful here.] You-- the pirates-- I didn't think ghosts stayed around Special Weapons.

Oh. [Sigh] I'm not a ghost, Wyn. I'm... it's complicated.

> [Complicated how?]
> [Can you hug ghosts?]
> [Please don't drip ectoplasm on my work.]
> [Call an exorcist!]

[Can you hug ghosts?]

[Complicated? Whatever. Have a really enthusiastic hug, B5... and if she goes through you she'll be quite upset.]

[She doesn't! And luckily he's had something of a crash course in getting hugged, so it doesn't even faze him.]

I know it can't ever be enough, but I'm sorry for what happened.

> [Shut up and hug, robo-boy.]
> [What's an undead robot called anyway?]
> [Bond over work and possible explosions.]
> [Ruffle his hair.]

[Shut up and hug, robo-boy.]

... did you just try to apologize for saving the lives of everyone on this ship? Really?